Jeff Pearl, Full Service Full Time Realtor (RE/MAX Distinctive / LIC in VA)

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Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Sorry, Jeff... laughed so hard almost fell off my chair! What was this person thinking? You just can't fix stupid! And for a minute there, I felt like Rasputin had come out of his grave to haunt me!

Feb 22, 2017 05:10 AM
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Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393

Words escape me.   

Feb 22, 2017 04:48 AM
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Richard Weeks
Dallas, TX
REALTOR®, Broker

I think they did a fantastic job, a fabulous job.

Feb 22, 2017 05:04 AM
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Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

Wow!

One creepy dude, hardly noticed the messy house and other people.

Feb 22, 2017 06:17 AM
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Kat Palmiotti
406-270-3667, kat@thehousekat.com, Broker/REALTOR® - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

Hahahaha. That's hysterical. Um, yes, a stager and photographer would have been quite helpful.

Feb 22, 2017 04:51 AM
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Tony and Suzanne Marriott, Associate Brokers
Serving the Greater Phoenix and Scottsdale Metropolitan Area - Scottsdale, AZ
Haven Express @ Keller Williams Arizona Realty

ROFL!

Feb 22, 2017 04:46 AM
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Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
Real Estate Agent Retired

That is just wrong! Depth perception is not the problem - clean up the place & get rid of the kiddy play land in the livingroom!

Eeeegads!! He reminds me of that guy that the Beatles hung out with.

Feb 22, 2017 04:46 AM
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Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY
Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester

At least she may have been brushing her teeth!

Hope he was proud of his selfie's!

Feb 22, 2017 04:42 AM
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Teri Pacitto
Compass - Westlake Village, CA
Real Estate, Your Style...Your Home...My Specialty

All I can say is...."Finally, I have run out of words".  I've now seen it all.  Poster Child for how NOT to FSBO right here.  

Feb 22, 2017 06:43 AM
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Anthony Acosta - ALLATLANTACONDOS.COM
Harry Norman, REALTORS® - Atlanta, GA
Associate Broker

What a mess, this is what happens when you don't hire a REALTOR®

I have a feeling this one will stay on the market for a very long time. 

Thank you for sharing...

 

 

 

 

Feb 22, 2017 05:36 AM
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Scott Godzyk
Godzyk Real Estate Services - Manchester, NH
One of the Manchester NH's area Leading Agents

Oh my, what a disaster on many levels. I hope it is his house otherwise those sellers are in for a rocky sale. 

Feb 22, 2017 05:20 AM
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Joe Pryor
The Virtual Real Estate Team - Oklahoma City, OK
REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties

Didn't know that Rasputin was still alive and selling his castle.

Feb 22, 2017 05:13 AM
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Michael J. Perry
KW Elite - Lancaster, PA
Lancaster, PA Relo Specialist

DIY

Feb 22, 2017 05:11 AM
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Annette Lawrence , Palm Harbor, FL 727-420-4041
ReMax Realtec Group - Palm Harbor, FL
Making FLORIDA Real Estate EZ

He MUST be a real estate agent! 41 images when three would have worked just fine.

"Perception?" Yep, he did that alright.

Feb 22, 2017 05:01 AM
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Greg Cremia
Shore Realty of the Outer Banks - Nags Head, NC

You just gave a link to the enemy. Sad!

Feb 22, 2017 04:51 AM
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Harry F. D'Elia III
RentVest - Phoenix, AZ
Investor , Mentor, GRI, Radio, CIPS, REOs, ABR

hire a professional

Feb 22, 2017 04:47 AM
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Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

Shoot Jeff, was ready for a laugh.

Feb 24, 2017 05:12 PM
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Troy Erickson AZ Realtor (602) 295-6807
HomeSmart - Chandler, AZ
Your Chandler, Ahwatukee, and East Valley Realtor

Jeff - Too bad you deleted the photos because I could have used a good laugh.

Feb 24, 2017 12:22 PM
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Praful Thakkar
LAER Realty Partners - Andover, MA
Andover, MA: Andover Luxury Homes For Sale

Jeff Pearl - can't see the pictures - they got the message, I guess.

Feb 23, 2017 10:19 PM
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Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

There is no excuse for poor photographs.

Feb 23, 2017 06:13 AM
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Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS
Fathom Realty Washington LLC - Tacoma, WA
South Puget Sound Washington Agent/Broker!

 Sorry you're you have remove the link ....

Feb 22, 2017 09:49 PM
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Inna Ivchenko
Barcode Properties - Encino, CA
Realtor® • GRI • HAFA • PSC Calabasas CA

Whatever it was, I would not be surprised at all. In 10 years I've seen a lot of ''just wrong''. 

Feb 22, 2017 08:16 PM
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Mick Michaud
Distinctly Texas Lifestyle Properties, LLC Office:682/498-3107 - Granbury, TX
Your Texas Lifestyle is Here!

Well, seems I missed that one.  Basic rule is never include people in your photos.

Feb 22, 2017 06:40 PM
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Kasey & John Boles
Jon Gosche Real Estate, LLC - BoiseMeridianRealEstate.com - Boise, ID
Boise & Meridian, ID Ada/Canyon/Gem/Boise Counties

Darn, I missed it.  I am so sad based on everyone's comments!

Feb 22, 2017 02:57 PM
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I think that the pictures may have been passable if the people were not in them

Feb 22, 2017 02:34 PM
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Gita Bantwal
RE/MAX Centre Realtors - Warwick, PA
REALTOR,ABR,CRS,SRES,GRI - Bucks County & Philadel

sorry.

Feb 22, 2017 01:23 PM
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Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Happily Retired - Franklin, MA
Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team

I guess I'm late for this one....

Feb 22, 2017 11:51 AM
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Ryan Huggins - Thousand Oaks, CA
https://HugginsHomes.com - Thousand Oaks, CA
Residential Real Estate and Investment Properties

I don't see any photos.  :(

Feb 22, 2017 09:43 AM
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Michael Setunsky
Woodbridge, VA
Your Commercial Real Estate Link to Northern VA

Jeff Pearl Looks like they took it down.

Feb 22, 2017 08:47 AM
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Carol Williams
Although I'm retired, I love sharing my knowledge and learning from other real estate industry professionals. - Wenatchee, WA
Retired Agent / Broker / Property Manager

Is that the agent or owner taking selfies in each room?  Honestly, I think these photos would discourage anyone from showing this home.  

Feb 22, 2017 08:21 AM
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Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI
HomeSmart Realty West - Carlsbad, CA
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That is just weird!

Feb 22, 2017 08:08 AM
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Richie Alan Naggar
people first...then business Ran Right Realty - Riverside, CA
agent & author

Their thinking was sound....

Feb 22, 2017 08:01 AM
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Anna Banana Kruchten CRS, Phoenix Broker
HomeSmart Real Estate BR030809000 - Phoenix, AZ
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There just aren't any words to express what I think of that hot mess of a marketing job....

Feb 22, 2017 07:59 AM
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Thomas J. Nelson, REALTOR ® e-Pro CRS RCS-D Vets
Big Block Realty 858.232.8722 - La Jolla, CA
& Host of Postcards From Success Podcast

So, Charles Manson is a Realtor now? 

Feb 22, 2017 07:36 AM
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Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

They missed the mark. No depth perception realized here. All I could see was the hair. 

Feb 22, 2017 07:23 AM
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Maria Sapio
Keller Williams of Central PA - Carlisle, PA
Real Estate Agent- Carlisle, PA. Mariasapio.com

Yes...A Cleaning Crew, a stager and a photographer - and take away the selfie stick - !!

Feb 22, 2017 07:19 AM
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Les & Sarah Oswald
Realty One Group - Eastvale, CA
Broker, Realtor and Investor

My question is... who is the agent. The seller doesn't know any better, however, the agent has no excuse. Yikes.

Feb 22, 2017 07:05 AM
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Jeff Dowler, CRS
eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

I think he's really there to distract you from all the clutter

Feb 22, 2017 07:04 AM
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Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Jeff,

OMG, that takes the prize...Good things I did not have a cup of coffee yet.  A

Feb 22, 2017 07:00 AM
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Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

I think he should have hired a Realtor, first.  And, if he did, then he needs another one.

Feb 22, 2017 06:51 AM
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Fred Griffin Florida Real Estate
Fred Griffin Real Estate - Tallahassee, FL
Licensed Florida Real Estate Broker

  Aside from the stare down, what did they use for a camera?  Water colors?

Feb 22, 2017 06:51 AM
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Jennifer Mackay
Counts Real Estate Group, Inc. - Panama City, FL
Your Bay County Florida Realtor 850.774.6582

It's Tru - I don't give them traffic so sorry not following the link

Feb 22, 2017 06:41 AM
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Nathan Gesner
American West Realty and Management - Cody, WY
Broker / Property Manager

Wow! Professional photographer? Any phone newer than five years old would take pictures better than that and he could get out of the way!

Feb 22, 2017 05:50 AM
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Dorie Dillard Austin TX
Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
NW Austin ~ Canyon Creek and Spicewood/Balcones

Sorry I missed this one after reading all the remarks!

Feb 25, 2017 10:05 AM