Carla Muss-Jacobs, RETIRED (RETIRED / State License is Inactive)

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Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

I saw one on a distressed property where the agent stated, Do not go inside or you may die. The house was not taped or condemned and there was a lockbox on the front door. Go figure. Of course I went inside and am living to tell about it.

Aug 25, 2016 11:58 AM
Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate

How much time do you have Carla Muss-Jacobs, Principal Broker (503) 810-7192 for me to answer that question (LOL) ... it would take less time to list what I read that does not contain "stupid" ... sad but true. 

Aug 25, 2016 06:16 AM
Debbie Laity
Cedaredge Land Company - Cedaredge, CO
Your Real Estate Resource for Delta County, CO

One of my pet peeves is when I read this in the comment section...Won't last long. 

The property has been on the market over 600 days. (That happens around here with vacant land listings. You can expect a long DOM)

Aug 25, 2016 09:13 AM
Richard Weeks
Dallas, TX
REALTOR®, Broker

This is from a rental listing in the city: "Pets on a case by case basis. No farm animals or snakes."

Aug 25, 2016 06:07 AM
Inna Ivchenko
Barcode Properties - Encino, CA
Realtor® • GRI • HAFA • PSC Calabasas CA

Today I was going to show a property on Supra where ''tenant moved out June something'', I sent a courtesy text ( since it is the end of August) that I'm going to show it about 30 minutes prior. It was  a surprise to get an answer that a tenant never moved out and an agent just never fixed his remarks ( he is the owner too). 

Aug 25, 2016 04:53 PM
Carla Muss-Jacobs, RETIRED
RETIRED / State License is Inactive - Portland, OR

I also like the one "Bring your pickiest buyers" . . . and it's in the consumer remark section.

Aug 25, 2016 02:18 PM
Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, EXP - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

Frustrating when people cut off communications, at least they warned you this time, some just would not be answering and let you call over and over.

Maybe she had an engagement planned that just could not be broken, maybe she is just hoping to double end this transaction and her buyers need time to get their offers in.

Either way, Monday will be here soon and you and your buyers can be ready with an offer when she gets back.

Aug 25, 2016 01:24 PM
Patricia Kennedy
RLAH Real Estate - Washington, DC
Home in the Capital

Not a bad strategy if she left town with a lockbox on the listing's door.  The sellers probably shouldn't look at offers before Monday anyway.  Or maybe someone is covering her business - radical thought!

Aug 25, 2016 11:22 AM
Jeff Dowler, CRS
eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

Yeah, that's seems kinda dumb. What, no coverage? It drives me nuts when the agent says do not call, text only. The list could go on and on.

Aug 25, 2016 11:05 AM
Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI
HomeSmart Realty West - Carlsbad, CA
Presence, Persistence & Perseverance

Sounds like the LA may be trying to stall to bring in her own buyer?

Aug 25, 2016 09:16 AM
Richie Alan Naggar
people first...then business Ran Right Realty - Riverside, CA
agent & author

Its about her and not the property. I see this often. Clients suffer here

Aug 25, 2016 07:25 AM
Sharon Altier, SFR
Lawton Realty Group, Inc. - Elmhurst, IL
Your Real Estate Partner

That is about in line with the ones you note "this won't last long" (and its months later, or "Seller will consider offers after 10 days" and it is weeks or months later...some agents never seem to look at their listings after they enter them.  I called one agent because the pic on the MSL showed 4 different homes as the pics!  It wasn't new construction; only careless entry.

Aug 25, 2016 06:15 AM
Jennifer Mackay
Counts Real Estate Group, Inc. - Panama City, FL
Your Bay County Florida Realtor 850.774.6582

Oh that doesn't even scratch the surface

Aug 26, 2016 12:19 AM
Chrissi Chapman Topoleski
Coldwell Banker Realty - Woodbridge, VA
Passionate about helping others achieve success!

"Shows well"- and it's a dump. "Show anytime"- and the owner/tenant won't let you come when you ask. "Contact LA before showing"- and they don't respond and voicemail is full. "Large, friendly dog free in house"- and it's a horse sized dog who is scary. The list goes on and on...

Aug 25, 2016 11:08 PM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393

The list is likely endless.   

All offers to be submitted by May 20 and it's August 25. 

The mls agent only remarks is a source of great humor, creative writing and often a source of frustration.  

Aug 25, 2016 11:01 PM
Mary Yonkers
Alan Kells School of Real Estate/Howard Hanna Real Estate - Erie, PA
Erie/PA Real Estate Instructor

"Doll House" not where I want to live!

Aug 25, 2016 11:22 AM
Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
Schaumburg Real Estate Agent Retired

Yes like she's out in the bushes hunting bears or something. I think it's stupid & she should just have a back up while she's out visiting farm animals.

Aug 25, 2016 06:23 AM
Andrea Swiedler
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices New England Properties - New Milford, CT
Realtor, Southern Litchfield County CT

At least no one will be waiting for a response from her! Hope she gave another agent to contact, or a way to set up showings.

I would rather know an agent is out of communication rather than think I'm being ignored!

Aug 26, 2016 11:37 AM
Fred Griffin Florida Real Estate
Fred Griffin Real Estate - Tallahassee, FL
Licensed Florida Real Estate Broker

    "Listing Agent is backpacking in the mountains until next week.  Leave message".

Aug 26, 2016 08:36 AM
Ryan Huggins - Thousand Oaks, CA - Thousand Oaks, CA
Residential Real Estate and Investment Properties

I've read some real doozies over the years.  In both the public and private remarks.  Wish I could remember some of them right now.

Aug 26, 2016 03:16 AM
Roy Kelley
Realty Group Referrals - Gaithersburg, MD

I do not focus on stupid remarks.

Aug 25, 2016 11:49 PM
Gita Bantwal
RE/MAX Centre Realtors - Warwick, PA
REALTOR,ABR,CRS,SRES,GRI - Bucks County & Philadel

Thanks for the chuckle.

Aug 25, 2016 10:45 PM
Tony and Suzanne Marriott, Associate Brokers
Serving the Greater Phoenix and Scottsdale Metropolitan Area - Scottsdale, AZ
Haven Express @ Keller Williams Arizona Realty

Kathleen Daniels nailed this one!

Aug 25, 2016 09:54 PM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

I've seen some variations of these often enough.  I wonder if the sellers are aware of this?

Aug 25, 2016 09:20 PM
Praful Thakkar
LAER Realty Partners - Andover, MA
Andover, MA: Andover Luxury Homes For Sale

Carla Muss-Jacobs, Principal Broker (503) 810-7192 - it means she does not care if the home sells or not!

And seller agrees to this, too... that's beyond my imagination.

Aug 25, 2016 04:10 PM
John Pusa
Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Crest - Glendale, CA
Your All Time Realtor With Exceptional Service

It is possible listing agent has a buyer.

Aug 25, 2016 01:45 PM
Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS
Fathom Realty Washington LLC - Tacoma, WA
South Puget Sound Washington Agent/Broker!

New listing. No showings until weekend. It is Monday.

Aug 25, 2016 01:34 PM
Evelyn Johnston
Friends & Neighbors Real Estate - Elkhart, IN
The People You Know, Like and Trust!

I wonder if the home owner knows she isn't really working for them, heck, they aren't even answering inquiries about their home...Aren't you tempted to knock on the door and ask them if they new it?  Or to set an appointment to show the house? Or better yet, to present the offer yourself during this time frame?

Aug 25, 2016 01:31 PM
Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC

won't last long

Aug 25, 2016 12:59 PM
William Feela
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

If I am gone, my calls get transferred to another agent.

Aug 26, 2016 12:06 PM
Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Retired - Franklin, MA
Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team

she needs to be dismissed from the job of listing agent for that listing.... I would do everything in my power short of communicating directly with the seller to make that happen!!!

Aug 26, 2016 02:54 AM
Olga Simoncelli
Veritas Prime, LLC dba Veritas Prime Real Estate - New Fairfield, CT
CONSULTANT, Real Estate Services & Risk Management

Hmm; hope listing agent has a back up. There is no end to remarks that have not been thought through.

Aug 26, 2016 12:54 AM
Jessie Cochran
Counts Real Estate Group, Inc. - Panama City, FL
Panama City Realty Group

I like the ones that answer another post - makes you wonder what they are reading

Aug 26, 2016 12:32 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Not acting in the best interests of the customer!

Aug 25, 2016 11:16 PM
Harry F. D'Elia III
RentVest - Phoenix, AZ
Investor , Mentor, GRI, Radio, CIPS, REOs, ABR

Please contact tenant for showing--no number for tenant listed.

Aug 25, 2016 09:41 PM