YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when..1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.. 5. Your reason fo
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06/27/2009
1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends Boxing 2. North American landmark constantly moving backward. Niagara Falls (The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons
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06/24/2009
This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn't. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers . 1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
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06/24/2009
A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"> His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?> The son replied, "I do know!"> "Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?"> "That's easy, Daddy...." the youn
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06/18/2009
Anyone who has pets will really like this. You'll like it even if you don't and you may even decide you need one!> > Mary and her husband Jim had a dog named 'Lucky.' > > Lucky was a real character. Whenever Mary and Jim had compan
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05/28/2009
I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2016. HERE IS MY PLATFORM:(1) Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.(2) We will immediately go into a
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04/30/2009
Something really cute happened in downtown San Antonio this week. MichaelR. is an accounting clerk at Frost Bank and works there in a second storyoffice. Several weeks ago, he watched a mother duck choose the concrete awningoutside his window as the unlikely place to build a nest above the sidew
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04/30/2009
A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to the elementary school. As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned th
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04/30/2009
LOOK OUT FOR THE LAST STORY....> IT WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF> > > Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once> talked about a contest he was asked to judge.> The purpose of the> contest was to find the most caring child.> > The winner was:> > A four-year-old child, whose next door> neighbor was a
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04/30/2009
I Love Mustard. (This is a true story. If you have children you will probably relate to this father). As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection: a thick slab of ham on a fresh bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, Gourmet Mustard. The corners of my jaw aching in anticipa
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04/19/2009