CANDACE STEVENS's (numbercruncherllc) Blog

Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!' The two look at each other, shrug and exchange san...

 Robert went to his lawyer and said, 'I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it.'  The lawyer smiled at Robert and replied, 'Not a problem, leave it all to me.' Robert looked somewhat upset and said, 'Well, I knew you were going to take a big portion, but I would lik...

My grandfather died peacefully in his sleep, unlike the screaming passengers in his car.

One redneck to the other: Do you think I should tell my folks I’m adopted? Redneck at the doctor: “Doc, I think I’m in trouble, I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago and it ain’t come out yet.” What’s the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?Hey y’all.. Watch this! Why do folks from Ten...

Unemployment has been a lifesaver for many people during 2020.  However, it isn't free money.   By law, unemployment compensation is taxable and must be reported on a 2020 federal income tax return. Taxable benefits include any of the special unemployment compensation authorized under the Corona...

A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place.They put up a big bold sign which read: "WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign: "WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"

I did it!!!!  I passed Part 3 of the Special Enrollment Test to become an Enrolled Agent.  This was the final test I needed to take.  I have had this goal for years and finally got the confidence to go after my goal!  It was much harder to study and learn all that was needed to pass the 3 tests. ...

This grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, I have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper looks confused and says, “You have a drink called Irving?”

The key to having a successful business is keeping your finances in order.  Why is it important to have your finances in order?  If your finances are a mess, there is no way to know how bad or good your business is doing.  Some areas of your business may be doing amazing while other areas could b...

Larry was an old piece of lasso who steps into a bar one day for a drink. The bartender looks at him suspiciously and says, “Hey, Pal, we don’t serve ropes here.”Larry steps outside, ties himself into a clove hitch and unravels one of his ends into a feathery mess. He goes back inside and in a lo...