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A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place.They put up a big bold sign which read: "WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign: "WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"
I did it!!!! I passed Part 3 of the Special Enrollment Test to become an Enrolled Agent. This was the final test I needed to take. I have had this goal for years and finally got the confidence to go after my goal! It was much harder to study and learn all that was needed to pass the 3 tests. ...
This grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, I have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper looks confused and says, “You have a drink called Irving?”
The key to having a successful business is keeping your finances in order. Why is it important to have your finances in order? If your finances are a mess, there is no way to know how bad or good your business is doing. Some areas of your business may be doing amazing while other areas could b...
Larry was an old piece of lasso who steps into a bar one day for a drink. The bartender looks at him suspiciously and says, “Hey, Pal, we don’t serve ropes here.”Larry steps outside, ties himself into a clove hitch and unravels one of his ends into a feathery mess. He goes back inside and in a lo...
I have a client who dealt with Identity Theft. She did end up getting things straightening out, but for years it slowed the process down for her. She had to paper file for a few years. In the past, the IRS has assigned verification numbers to victims of identity theft to file their tax returns,...
A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why are these penguins in your truck?”The man replied, “These are my penguins. They belong to me.”“You need to take them to the zoo,” the policeman said.The next day, the off...
Two friends are walking their dogs -- a Dalmatian and a Chihuahua -- when they smell something delicious coming from a nearby restaurant.The guy with the Dalmatian says, “Let’s get something to eat.”But the guy with the Chihuahua says, “We can’t go in there, we have dogs with us.” So the first gu...
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired...
Married couples have 2 ways to file their income taxes, married filing joint or married filing separate. Both taxpayers are jointly and individually responsible for the tax and any interest or penalty due on their joint return, even if they get divorced. It is possible that one spouse may be hel...