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A 24 year old boy seeing out from the train’s window shouted…“Dad, look the trees are going behind!”Dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year old’s childish behavior with pity, suddenly he again exclaimed…“Dad, look the clouds are running with us!”The couple couldn’t res...
09/15/2013
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As per women, computer is masculine because -1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize tha...
09/12/2013
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Barry and Hannah, an old married couple,  are sitting on the couch watching TV. On the show they were speaking about how to prepare in case of death etc. “Honey,” says Barry, turning to his wife with a serious expression, “I want you to promise me, that if there ever comes a time that I am depend...
09/05/2013
A very old lady looked in the mirror one morning. She had three remaining hairs on her head, and being a positive soul, she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today." So she braided her three hairs, and she had a great day.Some days later, looking in the mirror one morning, preparing for her day, ...
09/03/2013
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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor.""Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the...
09/03/2013
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Embrace Change No one can argue that Tiger Woods, one of the greatest golfers in history, has changed the face of golf forever. And it didn’t happened by accident. Despite his impressive talent and athleticism, Woods willfully changed his swing three times in his career, each time in an effort to...
08/27/2013
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  As a man was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime can break away from their bonds but for some reason, the...
08/24/2013
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One day a wealthy father took his son to a trip to the country with the firm purpose to show him how poor people can be. To prove his point, the wealthy man allowed his son to spend a day and a night in the farm of a very poor family. When the boy got back from their trip the father asked his son...
08/20/2013
  Once a captain on his ship was disturbed by his assistant telling him, “Sir! Sir! There are 5 enemy ships on the horizon.” The captain tells the man,” Get my red coat and prepare for battle!” The assistant runs without question to get the captains red coat and prepares for battle. After their v...
03/07/2013
  - Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea." - The Coca-Cola name in China was first read as "Ke-kou-ke-la", meaning "Bite the wax tadpole" or "female horse stuffed with wax", depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 characters ...
01/18/2013