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Santas in Australia have been told not to use Santa Clause's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women.   Sydney's Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say "ha ha ha" instead. One disgruntled Santa said a recruitment firm warned him not to use "ho ho ho" becaus...
11/15/2007
I know I know.....I am always posting jokes about blondes...but you give me such wonderful material!Here is a blonde's year in review and we aren't even in December yet(maybe it is last December?)...LOLJanuary - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy...
11/14/2007
You know those emails where you have to send them to 12 friends or your toes will fall off or something....    Well,the last week sometime,one of my agents sent a money angel to me...and being the superstitious type....I sent it around begging forgiveness to those I sent it to....but I had to sen...
11/13/2007
THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CHURCHES THAN CASINOS. NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED. SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HA...
11/12/2007
Ok...Let the spending begin!The 2007 Free Agent Period began last night at Midnight!   The $350 million man,Alex Rodriguez, is the Big Prize here...but I do not believe he will get that kind of contract.   Here are the Top 10 Free agents out there:   1. Alex Rodriguez...... Probably the Best Play...
11/12/2007
Work from Home or The office...which do you prefer?   In this day and age,a lot of realtors are taking advantage of 100% commission programs and working from home.   Most successful agents don't spend much time in the office anyway,as they are usually out on appointments.   Quite a few hanging ar...
11/12/2007
It is getting to be that time of year again!You know,the time when Santa comes down the chimney and is expecting to find something on your table waiting for him!:)Well,I am here to help!Here are a bunch of cookie recipes to make everyone you know happy!Feel free to send me a dozen or two!LOLJust ...
11/10/2007
I am not the most political person out there...I really don't start to get into elections until it is close to voting time as the candidates usually spend all their time spewing their ga-ga with a bunch of empty promises...BUT...once I saw Rudy Guiliani's push to save America...I think I am now l...
11/10/2007
A married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."  The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"  The man said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."  The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting i...
11/08/2007
Today is the 39th birthday of my broker and fellow ActiveRainer....Cris Burlew!   Yes,that is his real picture....he looks 25.....(sickening huh?)LOL   He is the best broker anyone could ever work with....he is available every day of the week from early morning hours until late in the night....fo...
11/08/2007
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