What follows are actual sentences that appeared in church bulletins or were announced during church services. Some of these are funny enough to bring the house down, including the House of Christ. So here's a little levity to get your weekend started, may it be filled with friends and merriment. Enjoy and have a wonderful weekend :-) The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.' Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King. Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has be...
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