"typical", what is that? An all cash residential deal can be done in under a week. A complicated multifamily transaction involving multiple limited partnerships took 11 months to sign a contract and another 30 days to close.

Once you know that they've betrayed you... that's when you take them behind the barn.

30 to 45 days are typical.  I have seen more and less. 

That is a loaded question...it depends because nothing is typical in the real estate industry.

"Typical" does not exist in real estate and there is no longer any such thing as "normal".

30 - 60 days from offer acceptance

No typical. Whatever is agreed upon by buyer and seller.

What do you mean? Too open a Q. 

I can get it signed by the buyer in hours --> to the seller in minutes --> seller takes their time, maybe 2 days --> seller signs --> back to me in minutes. Completed contract.

Let's assume you actually mean "How long does it take to close a transaction once the contact has been fully signed?"

Depends...

A cash transaction can close in a few days.

A financed transaction with full underwriting of the loan, appraisal, preparation of documents, signing and funding, can take anywhere from about 20 days to forever (although average is about 30 days).