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716,032
Lynnea Miller
Bend Premier Real Estate - Bend, OR
Premier Real Estate Service in Central Oregon

Q. Why do you know the ocean is friendly?

A. Because it waves.

Jul 25, 2019 10:16 AM
Rainmaker
2,400,898
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.

Jul 25, 2019 10:47 AM
Rainmaker
2,784,856
Richie Alan Naggar
people first...then business Ran Right Realty - Riverside, CA
agent & author

The man who invented the zero was told by everyone he met: Thanks for nothing....

Jul 25, 2019 10:34 AM
Rainmaker
1,056,798
Candice A. Donofrio
Next Wave RE Investments LLC Bullhead City AZ Commercial RE Broker - Fort Mohave, AZ
928-201-4BHC (4242) call/text

What do you call a roomful of Bullhead City natives?
One full set of teeth!

What do you call 5000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!

Why won't AOC do it doggy style?
She doesn't want to have puppies!

Jul 25, 2019 10:17 AM
Rainmaker
1,153,794
Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida

I went on a Once-In-A-Lifetime vacation. Never again!

Jul 25, 2019 10:09 AM
Ambassador
3,589,741
Anna "Banana" Kruchten
HomeSmart Real Estate - Phoenix, AZ
602-380-4886

Jul 25, 2019 04:06 PM
Ambassador
2,188,688
Carol Williams
Although I'm retired, I love sharing my knowledge and learning from other real estate industry professionals. - Wenatchee, WA
Retired Agent / Broker / Prop. Mgr, Wenatchee, WA

Q: Why does the ocean roar?
A: You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom.

Jul 25, 2019 02:23 PM
Rainmaker
716,529
Richard Bazinet /MBA, CRS, ABR
West USA Realty - Scottsdale, AZ
Phoenix Scottsdale. Sellers, Buyers & Relocations

-"Hello, are you there?" 
-"Yes, who are you please?" 
-"I'm Watt" 
-"What's your name?" 
-"Watt's my name." 
-"Yes, what's your name?" 
-"My name is John Watt" 
-"John what?" 
-"Yes. Are you Jones?" 
-"No, I'm Knott" 
-"Will you tell me your name then?" 
-"Will Knot" 
-"Why not?" 
-"My name is Knott" 
-"Knot what?" 
-"Not Watt, Knott." 
-"What?"

Jul 25, 2019 12:03 PM
Rainmaker
647,720
Greg Large
ERA Real Solutions - Grove City, OH
A Tradition of Trust

What's the difference between a dead lawyer on the road and a dead cat on the road?

There's skid marks in front of the cat.

Jul 25, 2019 11:53 AM
Rainmaker
5,113,586
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

I am a terrible joke teller and my skills won't improve just because it's Stupid Joke Day. But I am very good at laughing at other people's jokes.

Jul 25, 2019 09:59 AM
Ambassador
3,139,070
Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 - St. George, UT
St. George Utah Area Residential Sales Agent

Missed it but here's one anyway!

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

Jul 26, 2019 07:19 AM
Rainmaker
759,635
Peter Testa
Nationwide Homes - Danbury, CT
PETER TESTA

Jul 25, 2019 02:30 PM
Rainmaker
5,241,006
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Bob “realman” Timm beat me to the punch. It is my favorite 

Jul 26, 2019 04:49 AM
Rainmaker
2,071,025
Evelina Tsigelnitskaya
SIB Realty - Sunny Isles Beach, FL

What great answers.

Now I am smiling. 

Good night, AR!

Jul 25, 2019 08:15 PM
Rainmaker
1,323,539
John Juarez
The Medford Real Estate Team - Fremont, CA
ePRO, SRES, GRI, PMN

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

Then let him out!

Jul 25, 2019 05:28 PM
Rainmaker
1,506,163
Ryan Huggins - Thousand Oaks, CA
https://HugginsHomes.com - Thousand Oaks, CA
Residential Real Estate and Investment Properties

Is your refrigerator running?  Then go catch it!

Jul 25, 2019 02:34 PM
Ambassador
6,419,499
Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

A few good jokes here, thanks for starting this.

Jul 25, 2019 12:04 PM
Rainmaker
940,887
Bruce Walter
Keller Williams Realty Lafayette/West Lafayette, Indiana - West Lafayette, IN

Did Tennessee what Arkansas???

Jul 25, 2019 10:46 AM
Ambassador
3,349,554
Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

Hahhahahahahahahahah

Jul 26, 2019 08:39 AM
Rainmaker
5,772,587
Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Nothing comes to mind.  Enjoy laughing. A

Jul 25, 2019 10:02 AM
Rainmaker
1,598,452
Valeria Mola
SIB Realty - Miami, Sunny Isles Beach - Sunny Isles Beach, FL
305-607-0709 SIB Realty Condos for Sale and Rent

Jul 27, 2019 01:11 PM
Rainmaker
5,877,925
Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

I can never remember jokes.

Aug 08, 2019 12:36 PM
Ambassador
5,254,735
Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The RIGHT CHARLOTTE REALTOR!

OMG, there are some clever folks here in the Rain! It's late and I've got nothing but, a smile on my face this evening! 

Jul 27, 2019 09:23 PM
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