1,600,181
Soup Nazi Response: "NO SOUP FOR YOU... Next!
Shoe on other foot response: "Mr. Seller. Your company could profit more if you were to only take on paycheck per month instead of two. Are you willing to lower your pay so your company can win bigger?" NO? Really? Why Not? OK, me too.
Simple Response: "We're negotiating the seller's offer here, not my agreement with you. And to be clear, I'm non-negotiable. Now..."
Response in my head: "Are you F^@#ing Kidding Me?" "no, No no...LOL...NO!"
Heart Felt Response: "Here's my bride's cell #, here's my son's cell#. Call them and ask them if it's OK I don't pay the mortgage and college tuition this month. If they say yes, I'll consider it."
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Ryan Huggins - Thousan...
Thousand Oaks, CA
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Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
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Teri Pacitto
Westlake Village, CA
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Jennifer Mackay
Panama City, FL
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
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Carol Williams
Wenatchee, WA
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Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
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Susan Emo
Kingston, ON
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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Kasey & John Boles
Boise, ID
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Praful Thakkar
Burlington, MA
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Julie Larson Realtor® ...
Sarasota, FL
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Debbie Reynolds, C21 P...
Clarksville, TN
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
1,090,375
"If you can't afford to do the deal, don't do the deal."
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Susan Haughton
Alexandria, VA
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Teri Pacitto
Westlake Village, CA
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Jennifer Mackay
Panama City, FL
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
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Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
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Candice A. Donofrio
Fort Mohave, AZ
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Susan Emo
Kingston, ON
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Julie Larson Realtor® ...
Sarasota, FL
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Debbie Reynolds, C21 P...
Clarksville, TN
6,617,246
"sure it would, but would you still respect me in the morning".
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
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Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
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Susan Emo
Kingston, ON
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Julie Larson Realtor® ...
Sarasota, FL
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Debbie Reynolds, C21 P...
Clarksville, TN
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Candice A. Donofrio
Fort Mohave, AZ
5,418,789
My reducing my commission by a half percent is like you cutting your price by approximately 8 percent. Are you willing to do that to get this deal done
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Susan Haughton
Alexandria, VA
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
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Carol Williams
Wenatchee, WA
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Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
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Candice A. Donofrio
Fort Mohave, AZ
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Julie Larson Realtor® ...
Sarasota, FL
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Debbie Reynolds, C21 P...
Clarksville, TN
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
5,426,403
My current contract with you has nothing to do with the Offer in front of you. However, I did fulfill my portion of OUR contract to market and procure a ready, willing and able buyer for you.
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Teri Pacitto
Westlake Village, CA
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
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Candice A. Donofrio
Fort Mohave, AZ
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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Kasey & John Boles
Boise, ID
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Julie Larson Realtor® ...
Sarasota, FL
4,273,325
What I would like to say, and what I would like to say, are very much on each end of the spectrum...
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
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Carol Williams
Wenatchee, WA
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Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Julie Larson Realtor® ...
Sarasota, FL
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Debbie Reynolds, C21 P...
Clarksville, TN
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
5,137,418
No, it's not my decision it's my broker's and there is a signed contract. Right on Dorie Dillard
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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Kasey & John Boles
Boise, ID
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Julie Larson Realtor® ...
Sarasota, FL
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Debbie Reynolds, C21 P...
Clarksville, TN
748,520
Agents take a cut when it comes down to having a deal or not - usually with issues connected to repairs. Your seller is taking advantage of you. He could obviously accept the offer without hitting you up for a cut in commission.
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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LLoyd Nichols
Fort Myers, FL
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Julie Larson Realtor® ...
Sarasota, FL
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Debbie Reynolds, C21 P...
Clarksville, TN
3,986,423
I ask them if their boss said if he woudl take a $3 drop in pay he cold bid lower and get a job for him to work on.
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Teri Pacitto
Westlake Village, CA
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Julie Larson Realtor® ...
Sarasota, FL
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Debbie Reynolds, C21 P...
Clarksville, TN
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
5,211,328
Not going to happen! Their house is worth what a willing buyer is willing to pay for it.
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
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Anita Clark
Warner Robins, GA
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Julie Larson Realtor® ...
Sarasota, FL
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Debbie Reynolds, C21 P...
Clarksville, TN
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
782,069
Oh, so we need to wait for the next offer.
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
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Candice A. Donofrio
Fort Mohave, AZ
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Susan Emo
Kingston, ON
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Julie Larson Realtor® ...
Sarasota, FL
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
1,713,576
It's not about me, it is about the net and we have the net.
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Julie Larson Realtor® ...
Sarasota, FL
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Debbie Reynolds, C21 P...
Clarksville, TN
4,321,670
Debbie Reynolds - my commission is NOT negotiable Mr. Seller!
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Teri Pacitto
Westlake Village, CA
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
2,826,774
Well thats an interesting start. Lets see where else we can trim a little as well
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Teri Pacitto
Westlake Village, CA
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Julie Larson Realtor® ...
Sarasota, FL
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Debbie Reynolds, C21 P...
Clarksville, TN
2,239,490
Too much to state here , but my first thought was -
Did they follow MY pricing recommendations ?
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
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Michael J. Perry
Lancaster, PA
1,472,185
Bob Crane 's answer made me laugh literally out loud!
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
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Susan Emo
Kingston, ON
4,460,639
It's not going to happen!
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
927,908
It would work better if you, the seller, could pay another 1 % in commission.
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
1,272,827
Interesting responses from everyone. I have one of these discussions coming up here soon.
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
454,852
Would you lower your salary? No.It is a contract.
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
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Teri Pacitto
Westlake Village, CA
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
5,773,924
Love Thomas J. Nelson, Realtor, CRS Heart felt response. A
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
2,227,216
That's not an option.
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Teri Pacitto
Westlake Village, CA
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
4,800,282
The seller has agreed in writing to a certain commission. Are they now going back on their word?
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LLoyd Nichols
Fort Myers, FL
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
4,689,804
I can certainly relate to the answer provided by Thomas J. Nelson, Realtor, CRS especially a classic Seinfeld reference.
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
8,077,151
We have already agreed on the commisson.
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LLoyd Nichols
Fort Myers, FL
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
151,733
I like the response Debe Maxwell, CRS gave - I held up my end of the bargain, now you hold up yours!!!
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
1,257,608
Have seen the agent did not make a penney for relative sake.
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Julie Larson Realtor® ...
Sarasota, FL
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Debbie Reynolds, C21 P...
Clarksville, TN
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
814,730
Thomas J. Nelson, Realtor, CRS nailed this one!
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
3,405,895
That recently happened. We could not come to a meeting of the minds. The contract was canceled. Now the sellers will need to go back on the market and try to sell it again for what they believe their home is worth. I represented the buyer ... but the strategy is the same. Ante up or move on.
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Susan Haughton
Alexandria, VA
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
352,976
After I stop laughing? Next question, Mr. Seller.
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LLoyd Nichols
Fort Myers, FL
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
5,584,078
I like Thomas J. Nelson, Realtor, CRS answer....can't beat that one....
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
1,003,918
I'm with Thomas J. Nelson, Realtor, CRS - my commission, which is already spent is what brought the offer in the first place due to my marketing - so No It's too late to negotiate
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
1,745,502
How can I beat Thomas J. Nelson, Realtor, CRS 's resonse?
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
3,073,909
"There are many other numbers that if adjusted would benefit the Seller - why don't you check with the Title and Escrow company Seller to see if they are willing to reduce their fees!"
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
921,504
Like I always do.....
I'm holding a 7 and 9 and the pot is to big to walk away. Look them right in the eye and show and say not a thing. The first to speak loses.
Their ALWAYS reponse is , "I didn't think so." Then they sign.
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
5,246,705
I answer no! It's not my job to share in a seller's reduced profit.
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
1,865,602
Where is my name on the contract? When did I become a party to this contract? Sorry, either you make it work or not with the buyer.
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
1,027,657
"Oh, thanks for asking, but I'm good with the agreement we already have in place. Here's a seller net sheet for you to review and see if you can make this work. If not, we'll just wait for the next offer."
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
1,466,257
Debbie Reynolds You know it's coming. The next question is for you to reduce your fee. Negotiation should result in a win-win solution.
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
916,963
Why is it always the commission? There should be other ways.
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
602,025
I tell them, "I'm sorry to hear this home won't work for you. I'm sure we'll find you something soon!"
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
1,618,024
That is nonnegotiable
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
1,392,883
Most of the time, no. But there are exceptions.
If we have both sides of the deal, we might do it. We've also cut commission for friends and family when the selling price was right.
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
1,513,143
That would have been a discussion in the beginning of the listing.
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
1,643,007
Again, depends on the price and an original commission agreement. Our commissions are negotiable and no terms are set in stone.
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
1,529,854
I LOVE Thomas J. Nelson, Realtor, CRS's response!!!!!!
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
3,385,833
I have actually had this happen and I said, "No. We agreed upon commission during the listing." Then the seller tried to hit the buyer's agent commission. I reiterated that we had already taken care of that. Then refocused on the offer in hand.
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Susan Haughton
Alexandria, VA
1,153,799
Let's say we go back to the Buyer with a .5% higher counter instead? That works out to X amount of dollars. Yes, insignificant when viewed through their eyes isn't it. You're going to be okay!
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
1,045,915
All sorts of possible responses but ultimately...we already negotiated commission.
"Mr. Seller, If the offer had come in much higher than the listed price would you think it fair for me to ask you for a 20-25% bonus on top of the commission we negotiated?"..."You don't." Why? Oh because we already agreed on what would be paid... I agree and that is my answer to your question also. "Now would you like to accept the current offer or counter it?" Debbie Reynolds
5,960,730
5,136,486
That is funny, I ask them the last time they told their boss they would work for less.
4,434,227
3,641,595
I look at them and say - No. I learned this years ago and it has always worked for me. They really know better than to go down that road.....