Priced to sell.  Really priced to sell?  Why is it about 50 K over the market?

I don't like a house that "boasts"

Won't last....When I see that, I wonder. Of course it wont last. YOU wont last nor I either...Real Estate goes on. Won't Last? lol

Priced to sell!  

What does that really mean?  To me if it's listed it should be priced to sell.  

"House will sell itself".    Then what do we do need YOU for?

Cottage or dollhouse = small.

Needs TLC/bring your paint brush = major renovation.

Ready for your personal touch = dead original.

Backyard is limited only by your imagination = dirt. 

"Starter home" - "Starter" to me means you are "settling" and will need to sell and move when you make more money. Some people just want a smaller home, so why not call it that.

Price is firm...Not ready to sell yet.

I am chuckling at the responses to your question Peter Mohylsky 

"Pristine" means the agent has ru out of adjectives.

Absolutely the Best Buy!  As if the agent did all of the research, has seen each and every property.  It usually means that the property is still overpriced.  The agent is puffing

Easy to show = good luck getting in touch with the listing agent.

Mine was the same as yours Peter, "Motivated Seller".  It would be ok if it were ever true, but it generally is not.

Won't last, and priced to sell. Never seems to be the case

This little jewel 

Won't last long....I get mental visions of the house falling down.

I agree, or bring all offers, same thing.  They need to sell at any price.

Must see, won't last!  Why is still in the inventory 3 months later?

"Gleaming hardwood floors".  It means that they used the wrong finish.

Won't last long. That one gets me especially when the house or land has been on the market for a year. 

Peter Mohylsky TLC translates to "The property is a mess."

Go & show means it's a dump.

Well maintained means it's a dump 50% of the time. Each day is a crap shoot.

Price well means I can't think of anything nice to say.

Saw a 4.1M home it has 1 car garage and 2400 sf close to a freeway with traffic noise noticed....

Get real....

Must See ... Won't Last. 

Translates to a lack of creativity. If the marketing is in place ... great photos and a great story one does not need to direct with words like "must see" ... people will be drawn to the property because it fits their criteria. 

Actually, I've never heard "bring me a low ball offer." Hear "motivate seller" frequently. There's always "won't last" and you usually see it on the listing 5 months after the home was listed.

I heard a new one the other day, which was quite cute and thinking about how/when to use it: "open for showings."

"This one won't last." Especially when it's on a 6 month old listing. Translates to "Hurry and take this elephant off my hands."

"Priced to sell" is a favorite. It tells me to check the comps closely!

"Won't last long"

It is a tie between motivated seller and Priced to sell but the home shows snow in July

"Charming" = needs work.

Price to seller is the number one item.

" Won't Last" guarantees it will be on market a minium of 120 days.

The sign rider "I'm beautiful inside".  That's like saying "He/She has a wonderful personality."

I hate those canned, overused phrases.....I make up my own for marketing....

"Seller says submit any offer".   I mean, really?

Handyman special = you better be a general contractor.

"As is" - I laugh every time I see this! No such a thing IMO

Anna Banana Kruchten nailed this one...

I do not have a favorite.

TLC.