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Conrad Allen, Webster, Ma, Realtor (Re/Max Professional Associates)

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Mimi Foster
Falcon Property Company - Colorado Springs, CO
Voted Colorado Springs Best Realtor

Have you ever asked Siri this question? Here is her answer:

Imagine that you have 0 cookies and you split them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn't make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.

Apr 22, 2016 12:10 PM
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Richie Alan Naggar
people first...then business Ran Right Realty - Riverside, CA
agent & author

You cook nothing for dinner, you go to eat that nothing & you get nothing to eat.

Apr 22, 2016 10:09 AM
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Joe Pryor
The Virtual Real Estate Team - Oklahoma City, OK
REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties

Reminds me of the old Billy Preston song, "Nothing from Nothing means Nothing".

Apr 22, 2016 09:27 AM
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Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

Any number divided by itself is supposed to be 1, but any number divided by 0 is supposed to be 0, so who the heck knows?

Apr 22, 2016 09:53 AM
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Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

Have you been playing with Siri Conrad Allen 

Apr 22, 2016 02:03 PM
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Mary Yonkers
Alan Kells School of Real Estate/Howard Hanna Real Estate - Erie, PA
Erie/PA Real Estate Instructor

Who cares?  My brain is tired.

Apr 22, 2016 11:01 AM
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John Pusa
Glendale, CA

Conrad Allen  Maybe Zero!

Apr 22, 2016 10:42 AM
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Candice A. Donofrio
Next Wave RE Investments LLC Bullhead City AZ Commercial RE Broker - Fort Mohave, AZ
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A giraffe, so now we can graduate to ping pong lessons.

Apr 22, 2016 10:29 AM
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

I would say it's zero, just like zero times zero is zero.

Apr 22, 2016 10:30 PM
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Gita Bantwal
RE/MAX Centre Realtors - Warwick, PA
REALTOR,ABR,CRS,SRES,GRI - Bucks County & Philadel

Can't be done.

Apr 22, 2016 10:09 PM
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Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Not zero according to the experts!

Apr 22, 2016 09:35 PM
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Noah Seidenberg
Coldwell Banker - Evanston, IL
Chicagoland and Suburbs (800) 858-7917

Zip, zilch and zero Conrad.

Apr 22, 2016 03:08 PM
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Marco Giancola
Beachfront Realty - Miami Beach, FL
Realtor (305)608-1922, Miami Beach Florida

__________________is my answer

Apr 22, 2016 09:47 AM
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Scott Godzyk
Godzyk Real Estate Services - Manchester, NH
One of the Manchester NH's area Leading Agents

I would say zero, but would recommend anyone with an I Phone to ask Siri. The answer is priceless

Apr 22, 2016 10:12 PM
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Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC

are you going to tell us? 

Apr 22, 2016 09:54 PM
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Jennifer Mackay
Counts Real Estate Group, Inc. - Panama City, FL
Your Bay County Florida Realtor 850.774.6582

Not a math expert - but don't think you can do it if you can it has to be zero

Apr 22, 2016 09:06 PM
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Joe Petrowsky
Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 - Manchester, CT
Your Mortgage Consultant for Life

Good morning Conrad. Sounds like a zero to me.

Apr 22, 2016 08:21 PM
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Jeff Dowler, CRS
eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

Don't think you can divide by 0

Apr 22, 2016 04:04 PM
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Praful Thakkar
LAER Realty Partners - Andover, MA
Andover, MA: Andover Luxury Homes For Sale

Conrad Allen you stumped me -- no idea...

Apr 22, 2016 02:56 PM
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Debbie Gartner
The Flooring Girl - White Plains, NY
The Flooring Girl & Blog Stylist -Dynamo Marketers

Undefined.

Apr 22, 2016 02:38 PM
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

-0

Apr 22, 2016 01:29 PM
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Sybil Campbell
Fernandina Beach, FL
Referral Agent Amelia Island Florida

A big fat zero!

Apr 22, 2016 01:10 PM
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Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

Same as zero times zero? 

Apr 22, 2016 11:56 AM
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Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Conrad,

There is zero, and has no meaning, we don't know what ZERO is in the first place.  A

Apr 22, 2016 09:51 AM
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Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
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Zero, though it is not really dividing

Apr 22, 2016 09:48 AM
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Fred Griffin Florida Real Estate
Fred Griffin Real Estate - Tallahassee, FL
Licensed Florida Real Estate Broker

Undefined; not possible.

Apr 22, 2016 09:32 AM
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Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Still Zero

Apr 25, 2016 12:12 AM
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Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

Still think you are at nada.

Apr 24, 2016 11:17 PM
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Ryan Huggins - Thousand Oaks, CA
https://HugginsHomes.com - Thousand Oaks, CA
Residential Real Estate and Investment Properties

And on the 8th day the Lord spoke and said "Though shalt not divide by zero."

 

True fact: Chuck Norris divided the last digit of Pi by zero and lived.  Then he counted to infinity... TWICE!

 

Apr 23, 2016 05:48 AM
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Dorie Dillard Austin TX
Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
NW Austin ~ Canyon Creek and Spicewood/Balcones

This is hysterical! I love Mimi Foster 's answer..Siri at her best:).

Apr 23, 2016 05:28 AM
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Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

In computer programing it's called a "bug".

Apr 23, 2016 05:05 AM
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Sandy Padula & Norm Padula, JD, GRI
HomeSmart Realty West & Florida Realty Investments - , CA
Presence, Persistence & Perseverance

Conrad Allen Is this a Math Graduation Question from a Common Core Exam?

Apr 23, 2016 04:34 AM
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Patricia Kennedy
RLAH@Properties - Washington, DC
Home in the Capital

It's what 0 subagents share in a 0% coop commission.

Apr 23, 2016 04:22 AM
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Richard Weeks
Dallas, TX
REALTOR®, Broker

I think I remember from college algebr "infinity"?

Apr 23, 2016 03:34 AM
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Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

A Big Fat Zippo, Nadda, Nothing. What do I win?

Apr 23, 2016 01:54 AM
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Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Nothing.

Apr 23, 2016 12:32 AM
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Susan Laxson CRS
Palm Properties - La Quinta, CA
Realtor in San Diego, CA & Naples, FL

I like Joe Pryor's answer!

Apr 23, 2016 12:09 AM
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Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

What another math question?  When will this madness stop?

Apr 22, 2016 11:53 PM
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Tony and Suzanne Marriott, Associate Brokers
Serving the Greater Phoenix and Scottsdale Metropolitan Area - Scottsdale, AZ
Haven Express @ Keller Williams Arizona Realty

Depends who you ask...are you thinking Siri??!! 

Apr 22, 2016 11:32 PM
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James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

undefined would be my answer

Apr 22, 2016 09:49 PM
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Sam Shueh
(408) 425-1601 - San Jose, CA
mba, cdpe, reopro, pe

I tried it on a mechanical calculator. It did not know what to do.

With something divided by "0" it went on forever. I pulled the electric cord off the wall then it stopped.

You get it?

Apr 22, 2016 02:42 PM
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Larry Johnston
Broker, Friends & Neighbors Real Estate and Elkhart County Subdivisions, LLC - Elkhart, IN
Broker,Friends & Neighbors Real Estate, Elkhart,IN

One

Apr 22, 2016 01:21 PM
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Melissa Jackson REALTOR
Trinity Premier Properties - Azle, TX
Helping You Make The Right Move

Zero.

Apr 22, 2016 12:38 PM
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FN LN
Toronto, ON

Undefined.

Apr 22, 2016 12:15 PM