I dew knot like misused pears.

Sum mistakes are easily overlooked while others great on me.  

Do eye knead therapy?

You site good examples and I've never been a contender in a highly ranked competition but it's that special combination of spelling and odd word usage(or is it mis-usage?) that has made me scratch my head far more often than necessary.

I am guilty myself and plead the Fifth. 

Marte Cliff I believe when people are in a hurry, they have a tendency to slip on the grammar. I give foreign nationals a break when it comes to grammar. What really gets to me is the grammar and spelling used in text messages. What will it look like in 20 years?

Oh Marte what do you mean by THAT?

Good morning Marte. Since I am not a very good speller, I probably shouldn't comment, but Your and You're when it is misused.

I am with you on their and there. Another is lightening and lightning. 

Marte,

I like your selection, and the biggest offender are al those inanimate objects that boast about themselves.  The kitchen boast granite counters, etc...A

Pre-approval / pre-qualify & REALTOR / Real Estate Salesperson

I do not allow any of this to grate on me. When I misuse words in blogs, I hope others will bring the errors to my attention by sending a message.

At my age, I can describe these situations as senior moments.

complement and compliment.....