Judy's Blog

Electile Dysfunction The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2008 election year!

1) NUDITYI was driving with my three young children one warmsummer evening when a woman in the convertibleahead of us stood up and waved. She was starknaked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom! That ladyisn't wearing a seat belt!'2) OPINIONSOn the...

You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one.  Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.  Usually she slept through the class.One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.  'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?'When Mary Margare...

 Number 10Life is sexually transmitted.Number 9Good health is merely the slowest  possible rate at which one can die.Number 8Men have two emotions:Hungry and Horny.If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich  .Number 7Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,  teach a person t...

Hello, In case you haven't heard yet, nine people have died and five people have been injured in a mall shooting in Von Maur store in Omaha. We don't know why. One of the deceased is the shooter and it was a self inflicted. People that work with my husband were there at the time, and one saw a vi...

Tickle Me Elmo: There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makesthe Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickleit under the arms.Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at thePerso...

I was in my office one day and had a conversation with other realtors in the office. Then the discussion came up about Sharing the commision split 50/50 for both the seller and buyer's side of the transaction. With the market being the way it is, do you think that the buyer's agent should get hal...

I found out that I sold a haunted house a while ago. The homeowner told my husband that one night before going to bed he asked his wife if everything was off and she told him yes, so they went to bed. In the morning, the husband saw that a candle was burning in the kitchen so he blew out the cand...

Hello fellow realtors,I just got finished with the Rich Casto Coaching Program. I did learn a lot of valuable information from attending his classes. He teaches you how to effectively research and put together a true CMA, hold a successful open house that brings in traffic, how to be a master neg...

A Truckers Story If this doesn't light your fire...your wood is wet!    I  try not to be biased, but I had my doubts about hiring Stevie. His placement counselor assured me that he would be a good, reliable busboy.  But I had never had a mentally handicapped employee and wasn't  sure I wanted one...