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  Check out the video top right corner and get familiar with the Schedule of Events this year.   http://www.collingwoodelvisfestival.com/   Plan to attend, people come from all over the world to it, it's a blast.   Call me if you would like to see some properties while you are here.   705-888-1966

Two men were walking through the woods and came upon a big black, deep hole. One man picked up a rock and tossed it into the hole and stood listening for the rock to hit bottom. There was no sound. He turned to the other guy and said "that must be a deep hole...let's throw a bigger rock in there ...

Job Interview Question You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreami...

There was a man driving a pickup truck down a country road, when suddenly he was broad sided by a trailer truck. Some time went by, and the case got to court. The defense attorney said to the plaintiff, "How can you be suing my client now when you told a trooper after the accident that you felt f...

Come and see these great deals on these new Condominium Homes on Georgian Bay with Rec Center Hot tubs and Swimming Pools.  Situated equidistant from Blue Mountain and Wasaga Beach on the East Side of Collingwood.  All prices have been reduced, directions are in the listings or call my cell. http...

Check the listing details here http://www.realtor.ca/PropertyDetails.aspx?vd=&SearchURL=%3fMode%3d5%26id%3d20090189&Mode=5&PropertyID=7873798 Chris Bone Sales Representative Remax of Wasaga Beach 705 888 1966

An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. “What kind of salesman are you?” the boss scolded. “Get out there and sell him a boat.”

Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair and every year Stumpy said, "Ya know, Mahtha, I'd like ta get a ride in that theah aihplane." And every year, Martha would say "I know, Stumpy, but that aihplane ride costs ten dollahs .. and t...

A scratch golfer hits his ball three hundred yards straight down the fairway, and it hits a sprinkler and careens off into the woods. He finds the ball, but trees surround it. He s pissed, says what the hell, grabs his nine-iron, and hits the ball as hard as he can. It bounces off a tree back at ...

   What a wonderful place to live work and play, and much more affordable than Southern Ontario, not to mention the fresh air. http://www.gtreb.com/slideshow.cfm?action=slideshow&photoid=117&category=10   Chris Bone Sales Representative Remax of Wasaga Beach http://chrisbone.point2agent.com 705 8...