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A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. > > The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for > ...
02/14/2012
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If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noti...
02/13/2012
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> > PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. > > The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race... > > > The next day, the local paper headline read: > > > BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. > > This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered th...
02/09/2012
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A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' he whispe...
02/09/2012
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Bus For Alaska Fay Chester was a busy housewife with a demanding husband, six children and a large house. The only relief she got from her chores was the twice-a-week bridge game she shared with a dozen other women. The only flaw in the bridge club relationship was that Fay loved to tell off-colo...
02/08/2012
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Top 10 SIGNS your family is STRESSED... 10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk". 9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial. 8. The cat is on Valium. 7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth...
02/07/2012
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Book Report > Students at a local high school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. > > > > > > > > One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! > > His cool teacher gave him an A+ for this report...
02/06/2012
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EXERCISE FOR THE OVER 50’S Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll...
02/03/2012
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A lady complained to the builder of the house and told him that whenever a train passes by in the nearby station, the house shook and that day she almost feel off the bed. The builder thought that she was exaggerating things and went to her house to find out. The train was due in a few minutes an...
02/02/2012
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The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mes...
02/01/2012