Than Maynard's Blog

Shopping Humor   A lady was shopping at the Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She didn't know which one to get, so she just grabbed one and went over to the counter. The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark shades. She said to him, "Excuse me, sir. Can...

Affordable Plumbing Act Barack Obama discovers a leak under his sink, so he calls Joe the Plumber to come and fix it.   Joe drives to Obama's house, which is located in a very nice neighborhood and where it's clear that all the residents make more than $250,000 per year.   Joe arrives and takes h...

HE MUST PAY Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you." Mom replied, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------...