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Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by a$$holes who drink bottled water, starbucks, soda, juice, en...
I became confused when I heard the word "Service"used with these agencies: Internal Revenue 'Service' U.S. Postal 'Service' Telephone 'Service' Cable TV'Service' Civil 'Service' State, City, County & Public 'Service' Customer 'Service' This is not what I thought 'Service'meant. But today, I ove...
If you are 36, or older, you might think this is hilarious! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill.... Barefoot... BOTH ways......
A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,'Pick me up.' He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, wa...
A woman (married three times) walked into a bridal shop one day and told thesales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.'Of course, madam,' replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what type and colordress are you looking for?'The bride-to-be said: 'A long frilly white dre...
Senior Moment At D.C. Airport Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent inter-action between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a D. C. airport. There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets, on the evils of America. I politely declined to take...
This was in the Waco Tribune Herald, Waco , TX Nov. 18, 2010 Put me in charge . . . Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. I...
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbours' male dog while the neighbours were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, ru...
I have never heard this said as plain or as well. Class war at its best. Free Stuff in the land of the free... The folks who are getting the free stuff, don't like the folks who are paying for the free stuff, because the folks who are paying for the free stuff, can no longer afford to pay ...
Best Military Quote Ever: "When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it becameOptional, and now it's Legal. I'm getting out before Obama makes it mandatory." Gy Sgt Harry Berres, USMC