Merlin Pearson's (saluki7099) Blog

I had this dream last night.  It was Halloween and a Trick or Treator came up and rang my doorbell.  I opened the door and a 10 year old boy was standing there dressed in a suit and tie and said "I'm from the Federal Government and I'm here to help".  I slam the door shut and go screaming for cov...

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?"      "Hunting flies," he responded.     "Oh.  Killed any?" she asked. "Yep.  3 males and 2 females," he replied.    Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 w...