Richard's Blog

I have read a lot of "down with men" jokes and figured I would give you a classic "down with women Joke"why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink!

you want corny, this is corny! A horse walks in to a bar and the bartenders says, "hey, why the long face?"

Onward Christian Soldiers... What a joke!  We are not soldiers, we see the battle on a daily basis yet we sit on the side lines and gripe about how it used to be without making any conscious effort to forward the cause.  What is the cause you might ask, the cause is having a country based on spir...

Ok, my friend is having a birthday party in which the guest come dressed as a song title.  I know it sounds weird, but as you approach you 30's you get bored with normal birthdays so themed party's become popular.  I decided that it would be funny to wear no costume at all and come as "Dirty whit...

 Murphy, O'Brien & Casey were sitting in a bar dicussing the words they would like to hear spoken over their coffins at their wakes.Casey says, "I would like them to say 'He was a wonderful family man- he always supported his wife and kids, and they never wanted for anything'".O' Brien says, "Tha...

This was sent to me from a marketing newsletter and I thought that it was interesting and very helpful.  Seeing as how most of us on Active rain have our own websites, I thought that it would benifit you all. Don't Censor Online FeedbackNobody likes negative feedback-and in the harsh glare of the...

Paul Harvey says:I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin, but I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his Theory of Evolution.Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will n...

So this String walks in to a bar and says, "Barkeep, pour me a drink!"  The bartenders says, "what the hell, a talking string, get the hell out of here, we don't serve talking strings here!"  The string gets up and walks outside feeling descriminated against and upset.  As he sits on the curb in ...

So this Pirate walks into a bar with the Helm of his ship stuck in his zipper.  He walks up to the bar and says, "hey Bartender, it has been a rough week, pour me some rum!"  The bartender looks at the Pirate with a perplexed look on his face and says, "sir, you do realize that you have a boats s...

This website Describes the most descriptive deffinition of a notary that I have heard so far.  It is not copywrited so it is all good. In the United States, generally speaking, a notary public is a person appointed by a state government (often the governor or the secretary of state of the state, ...