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FHA New mortgage Insurance premiums July 14, 2008 FHA Update This information has been taken from The Federal Register FL-5171-N-02 HUD has made a significant change to FHA by implementing risk-based insurance premiums.   Up until now, FHA charged a 1.5% Up Front Mortgage Insurance Premium and a ...
09/05/2008
Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics c...
09/04/2008
"Nelson Mandela"   Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.   When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"   Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.  ...
08/20/2008
This is good for a laugh, no matter what side of the road you are on! Why did the chicken cross the road? BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need ...
08/19/2008
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Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfires and burnt my knob off. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. The toilet seat i...
07/24/2008
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.At the entrance is a description of how the store operates:  You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends to the next flo...
07/24/2008
Dump the male flight attendants. No  one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?   The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphe...
06/17/2008
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ON THE FIRST DAYOn the first day, God created the dog and said:'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes inor walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only tenyears and I'll give you bac...
06/12/2008
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MarketingTwo women are talking; one asks  the other for a definition of  'Marketing.'  Her  answer:  You're  a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, 'I'm  fantastic in bed.' That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch  of friends and see a handsome guy...
06/11/2008
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The FDIC is proposing that Congress authorize the Treasury Department to make loans to borrowers with unaffordable mortgages to pay down up to 20 percent of their principal. The repayment and financing costs for these Home Ownership Preservation (HOP) loans would be borne by mo...
05/08/2008
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