Lawrence's Blog

INSTALLING A HUSBAND  Dear Tech Support,  Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a  distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the  flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under  Boyfriend 5.0.  In addition, Husband 1.0 uninsta...

Here is a quick update on the $8,000 FHA Tax Credit for down payment/closing Cost- the offer is off the table, for now, they yanked it off of website HUD has pulled/rescinded their Mortgagee Letter 9-15 which allowed tax credit loans. They are apparently analyzing the issues with it.  Some detail...

A 12 Step Guide To Show You What Exactly Goes Into Closing A Home Loan 1.  Speak with a loan officer to get pre-qualified. Know your options and feel comfortable with them. 2.  Get pre-approved for the loan 3.  If you like my rates and options, make an appointment to come sign your loan applicat...

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"                        The father (never having seen an elevator) ...

A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE AND NOW I FINALLY I UNDERSTAND. Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Berlin. In order to increase sales, she decides to allow her loyal customers - most of whom are unemployed alcoholics - to drink now but pay later. She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby g...

Psychopath Test Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man who she did not know. She thought he was 'am...

The absolute best Little Johnnie joke Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with h...

The absolute best Little Johnnie joke Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with h...

THE NUN & PRIEST GO GOLFING A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "Shit, I missed." The good Sister told him to watch his language. On his next...

On my Facebook account one of my friends posed a very interesting question that sparked a good number of responses.  So I decided to post one of a similar nature here just to see what everyone might say.  People, this one is just for fun, so lets see how like or unlike minded we all are.  Have fu...