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Real Estate Agent - Arlington Realty, Inc. - VA License #0225 039201
Arlington VA real estate agent licensed since 1995. Demographics of expertise include Arlington Crystal City Alexandria Ballston Clarendon Rosslyn McLean and Great Falls. Realtor specializing in Arlington apartments, Arlington VA homes, land for sale, Arlington condos and Arlington VA houses. Advertises Realtor listings by means of multiple listing service or MLS.
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Converting a Home to a Rental? Beware! Concerned that you can’t sell your property now or that you need to move and were thinking to just rent your home until you return to the area or until the market got better? Well keep in mind that the current legislation in place states that you can avoid p...
09/14/2011
Appliances Galore at Bray & Scarff! Bray & Scarff has been a rock in the appliance and kitchen remodeling businesses since the 1930s. There's a reason Bray & Scarff has survived recessions, large box store competitors, and an influx of local competition: Stellar customer service. With twelve loca...
09/11/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Eating Wrong...     A man walks into a psychiatrist's office.   The man has a radish up his nose, carrot in his left ear, and stalk of broccoli in his right ear.   He says, “What is wrong with me doctor? Help me!"   The psychiatrist replies, “Sir, you are not eating properly.”  ...
09/11/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: A Lifetime Guarantee... Jerry stomped into the jewelry shop and threw a pocketwatch he had bought just days before at the owner. “You said this watch would last the rest of my life,” he screamed. “Yeah,” shrugged the owner. “But you looked pretty sick the other day.” This laugh ...
09/11/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: A Smart Cat... A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his cat. He watched the game in astonishment and complete silence for an hour. "I can not believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest cat I've ever seen.""Nah, the cat's not so sma...
09/11/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Responding to a Police Officer... A police officer pulls a young college student on I-95. "Hello officer!" said the smug-looking kid. "Young man, did you see that stop sign?" asked the police officer. "I sure did!" exclaimed the kid. "But, I sure didn't see you." This laugh cour...
09/11/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Curtains For A Computer... A blonde walks into a store downtown that makes curtains. She says to the clerk, "I would like curtains the size of my computer screen. The clerk looks back incredibly puzzled, "Why the size of you computer screen?" The woman replies, "Because I've got...
09/03/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Tiny Ink... A couple was making their first doctors visit after finding out they will have a baby. After the exam, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with really tiny ink. The man and his wife were curious about what the stamp was for and what it said, ...
09/03/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Thanksgiving Turkey... A lady was picking through the bin of frozen turkeys at Walmart. She couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked one of the ladies working in the meat department, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The lady responds, “No ma’am. They’re dead.” Th...
09/03/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Getting Your Degree... A 26 year-old college senior is calling his Mom from college. This 26 year-old has been struggling to pass biology for years. He tells his Mom, "Ma, I just got my degree!" The mother bursts into joyful tears, "Sweetie, I am so proud. What kind of degree?" ...
09/03/2011
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