COMING SOON: Spacious 3 Bedroom Single Family Detached Home Near West Falls Church Metro - Close to Washington DC, Falls Church VA, I-66 This 3 bedroom Falls Church home is newly renovated and painted... and simply ready to go! The kitchen features new cherry, custom cabinetry, a subzero refriger
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05/19/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Fighting For Shorter Hours... "I hear the co-workers are gonna strike," one employee told another. "What for?" asked the other employee. "Shorter hours." "Good for them. I always did think 60 minutes was too much time in an hour." This laugh courtesy of Mr. Arlington, your sourc
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05/18/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Being Stuck Behind A Truck... After he finished his route, Johnny the bus driver had to explain to his supervisor why he was 10 minutes late. "I was stuck behind a big truck," said Johnny. "But yesterday you were 10 minutes early," said his boss. "Yeah," said Johnny. "But yester
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05/17/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Scheduling Meetings for 4:50PM... Mr. Jones always scheduled the weekly staff meeting for 4:50PM on Friday afternoons. When one of the employees finally got up the nerve to ask why, he explained. “I will tell you why … I’ve leaned that 4:50PM is the only time of the week when no
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05/17/2011
1 Bedroom, 1 Full Bath, 1 Half Bath Near Georgetown, Dupont Circle and More - 1 Bedroom Washington DC Condo Near Foggy Bottom Metro - DC7599361 2501 K Street NW #5A, Washington, DC 20037 | $419,500 | DC7599361 This 1 bedroom Washington DC condo features a remodeled kitchen, stainless steel ap
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05/15/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Being Swindled... A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, shouting, "Read all about it. Twenty people swindled! Twenty people swindled!" A curious man walked over, bought one of the papers and checked out the entire A section. Seeing nothing about people b
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05/13/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Not Getting A Raise... Disclaimer: I am very happily married, thank you very much! The boss had listened in sympathetic silence as Mario went through the reasons why he needed, and felt he deserved a raise. Then, with a compassionate smile, the CEO patted the man on the should
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05/11/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Investigating Bernie Madoff... Sometimes, all you can do is laugh at the state of our economy. It's only funny for so long though... The economy is so bad that: Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. It's interesting hot the guy who made $50 billion dis
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05/11/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Voting for the Devil... A candidate for city council was doing some campaigning, and things were going pretty well, he thought, until he came to the house of a grouchy-looking fellow. After the candidate’s elevator speech, the fellow said, “Vote for you? Why I’d rather vote for
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05/11/2011
Need Royalty-Free Music for a Virtual Tour? Check Out This Site... It can be tricky finding the right (and legal) music for your virtual tour. I stumbled across Incompetech the other day and was pleasantly surprised to see a large selection of royalty-free music for download. As always, we agents
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05/07/2011
