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Real Estate Agent - Arlington Realty, Inc. - VA License #0225 039201
Arlington VA real estate agent licensed since 1995. Demographics of expertise include Arlington Crystal City Alexandria Ballston Clarendon Rosslyn McLean and Great Falls. Realtor specializing in Arlington apartments, Arlington VA homes, land for sale, Arlington condos and Arlington VA houses. Advertises Realtor listings by means of multiple listing service or MLS.
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LAUGH OF THE DAY: In One Ear... A farmer was milking his cow when he saw a fly enter the cow's left ear. After a couple of minutes, a fly popped out of the cow's udder and into the milk tin.  Looking closely, the farmer was amazed to discover that it was the same fly that he'd seen go into the co...
07/24/2011
COMING SOON: Updated 5 Bedroom 4.5 Bath North Arlington VA Home Close to Ballston Metro, Near Interstate 66, Glebe Road, Marymount University, Washington-Lee High School, Hospital, and More!! This beautifully updated 5 bedroom 4 bath North Arlington VA home simply has it all. Originally a bit sma...
07/15/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Girlfriend Falling Out of the Car... On a rural road, a deputy pulled a young farmer over and said: “Sir, do you realize your bickering girlfriend fell out of the car several miles back?” To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!” This laugh courtesy o...
07/15/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: A Really Bad Excuse... “Do you believe in life after death?” the teacher asked her student. “Yes, ma'am.” the student said. “Well, then, that makes everything just fine,” the teacher went on. “After you left early yesterday to go to your 'grandmother’s funeral,' she stopped in ...
07/15/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: A Day Off To Help The Wife... Scott goes to see his boss in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.” “We’re short-handed, Scott,” the boss r...
07/15/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: First Job Interview After College... The HR person at a major PR firm asked a young grad out of Princeton, “And what starting salary were you looking for?” The young grad said, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer said, “W...
07/15/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: An Office Without Computers... A businessman stumbled home and barely made it to the kitchen table for dinner.  His concerned spouse met him at the table and began to question why he looked so tired. "My, you look so out of it," she said. "You must have had a difficult day at wo...
07/09/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Give and Take... Stevie was being yelled at by his Dad for fighting in school. "Stevie!" said his angry father, "This will not fly! You have to learn that you can't have everything you want in this life. There must always be give and take." "But there was Daddy!" protested the d...
07/09/2011
Which Market Ranked #1 On The “2011 Real Estate Markets to Watch” List? According to Inman News, a trusted source national real estate information, the Washington/Arlington/Alexandria, VA area was named the #1 real estate market to watch in 2011. Below are some statistics that show why an Arling...
07/09/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Change of Profession... The passenger tapped the cab driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, t...
07/09/2011
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