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Real Estate Agent - Arlington Realty, Inc. - VA License #0225 039201
Arlington VA real estate agent licensed since 1995. Demographics of expertise include Arlington Crystal City Alexandria Ballston Clarendon Rosslyn McLean and Great Falls. Realtor specializing in Arlington apartments, Arlington VA homes, land for sale, Arlington condos and Arlington VA houses. Advertises Realtor listings by means of multiple listing service or MLS.
RECENT BLOG POSTS
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Why You Were Early Yesterday... After he finished his route on I-95, a bus driver had to explain to the supervisor why he was 10 minutes late. "I was stuck behind a big truck," said the worker. "But yesterday you were 10 minutes early," said the boss. "Yeah," the bus driver repl...
08/07/2011
Settlement Is In Their Name For A Reason: The Settlement Group For years, I've been recommending and working with a particular settlement company to get the job done under a variety of circumstances.  And this one company has, and continues to deliver, every single time. The company I work with a...
07/31/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: An Elderly Challenge... A high school student challenged a senior citizen, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his. “You grew up in a different world,” the student said. “Today we have cell phones, jet planes, space travel, nuclear energy, iPods…” Taking ...
07/31/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: A New Job, Same Problems... How is your new job at the office?" asked one friend to another. “I’m not going back there.” "Why not?” asked the friend. “For many reasons,” he answered. “The sloppiness, the shoddy workmanship, the awful language – they just couldn’t put up with it....
07/31/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: One Conversation... An executive was interviewing a young woman for a position with a major Fortune 500 company. He wanted to learn something about her personality, so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"She responded with a ...
07/31/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: A Friday Meeting... A CEO of a major corporation in New York always scheduled staff meetings for 4:30 on Friday afternoons. One of his employees finally got up the nerve to ask why and the CEO explained, "I’ll tell you, it's very simple – it’s the only time of the week when none...
07/31/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: A Needy Arm... A guy goes to his doctor complaining that his arm hurts. The doctor rolls up the guy's sleeve and is surprised to hear the arm say, "Hey doc, could you lend me $50 over here? I'm desperate!" The doctor turns to his patient and says, "I see the problem. It's pretty...
07/24/2011
Looking For A TRUSTWORTHY Mortgage Lender in Arlington VA? Finding a good mortgage lender in Arlington VA can be like finding a good mechanic. Why take your money to someone who won’t treat you–and your hard-earned dough–with the utmost care? There is one experienced mortgage lender in Arlington ...
07/24/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: An Out Of Body Experience... A guy complains to his psychiatrist that he's been having strange dreams.  "One night I dream I'm a Ferrari, the next night I dream I'm a Mercedes Benz -- every night, I'm some kind of awesome  car.  It's really starting to get to me."  The psychiatr...
07/24/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Throwing the Snail Out... One day a lady answers her door and finds a snail at his doorstep. The lady picks up the snail and tosses it into the garden, ten feet away.  Two years later, she hears a knock on the door and is surprised to see the same snail.  The snail says, "Hey wh...
07/24/2011
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