LAUGH OF THE DAY: Sharing the Wealth... Two brothers owned a business and were both wise in business practices. While on his death bed, one brother instructed his sibling to put half of their combined wealth into his grave with his soon to be corpse. The brother agreed. At the funeral, the living
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05/30/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: A Week Off Every Two Months... Have a great, long Memorial Day weekend, all! Two men were comparing notes on the challenges of running a small business. "I started a new business last year," the first one said. "I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every
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05/27/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: A Loan For A Divorce... Stacey goes to her local bank, walks into the manager's office, and says, "I want a loan. I am going to divorce my husband." "OK, we don't give loans for divorces," the manager says. "We offer loans only for things like real estate, appliances, automobile
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05/27/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Telling a Customer No... A store manager overheard one of his employees talking to a client. "No ma'am," said the employee. "We haven't had any for awhile and it doesn't look like we'll be getting any soon." The store manager was horrified and yelled after the departing client,
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05/27/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Reviewing Expense Accounts... A boss was looking over a salesman's expense accounts. "What is this item here?" he asked. "It seems a bit expensive." "Oh, that is my restaurant bill," said the sweating, worried salesman. "Well, moving forward," exclaimed the boss, "don't buy an
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05/23/2011
COMING SOON: Spacious 3 Bedroom Single Family Detached Home Near West Falls Church Metro - Close to Washington DC, Falls Church VA, I-66 This 3 bedroom Falls Church home is newly renovated and painted... and simply ready to go! The kitchen features new cherry, custom cabinetry, a subzero refriger
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05/19/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Fighting For Shorter Hours... "I hear the co-workers are gonna strike," one employee told another. "What for?" asked the other employee. "Shorter hours." "Good for them. I always did think 60 minutes was too much time in an hour." This laugh courtesy of Mr. Arlington, your sourc
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05/18/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Being Stuck Behind A Truck... After he finished his route, Johnny the bus driver had to explain to his supervisor why he was 10 minutes late. "I was stuck behind a big truck," said Johnny. "But yesterday you were 10 minutes early," said his boss. "Yeah," said Johnny. "But yester
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05/17/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Scheduling Meetings for 4:50PM... Mr. Jones always scheduled the weekly staff meeting for 4:50PM on Friday afternoons. When one of the employees finally got up the nerve to ask why, he explained. “I will tell you why … I’ve leaned that 4:50PM is the only time of the week when no
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05/17/2011
1 Bedroom, 1 Full Bath, 1 Half Bath Near Georgetown, Dupont Circle and More - 1 Bedroom Washington DC Condo Near Foggy Bottom Metro - DC7599361 2501 K Street NW #5A, Washington, DC 20037 | $419,500 | DC7599361 This 1 bedroom Washington DC condo features a remodeled kitchen, stainless steel ap
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05/15/2011
