LAUGH OF THE DAY: Selling Shoes In Africa... Two salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new shoe markets. Two days after arriving in Africa, one salesman called the office and said, "I'm coming back to the U.S. on the next flight because I can't sell shoes here. Everybody goes around barefoot
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03/30/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: A Blonde's Password... Sorry to keep the blonde train rolling, but I just can't help it: During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using this password: HomerSylvesterPlutoTazLouieUrkelBugsTweetie When asked why the blonde had such a big password, she said th
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03/29/2011
COMING SOON: Beautiful 5 Bedroom Detached Home in Lovely Arlington Neighborhood - Aurora Highlands Home - Arlington Ridge VA Houses Coming soon to the beautiful Aurora Highlands neighborhood in Arlington VA, is this lovely 5 bedroom detached home. Located a stone's throw from Arlington Ridge Road
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03/29/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Blonde Construction Workers... William Feela got the blonde train rolling--here's another one... A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by
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03/28/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: A $500 Mistake... A worker, who was being paid every week, approached his employer and held up his paycheck. "This is $500 less than what I was supposed to receive," he said. "I know," the employer said. "But last week I overpaid you by $500, and you never complained." "Well, I
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03/22/2011
Gaslight Square Coming Soon to Rosslyn - Rosslyn Luxury Condominiums - Ballston Condo Project Construction of the all new luxury condominium project, Gaslight Square, kicked off in December and is well underway. Located on Clarendon Boulevard in Rosslyn, Gaslight Square will boast 117 units and a
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03/21/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: A Jar Of Olives... A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, when he was full of martinis and the jar was full of olives,
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03/21/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Telling Accountants Jokes... A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear a joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that I'm 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, and I'm an accountant. And the guy sitting next to me i
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03/18/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Sightseeing... A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel's clerk about the time of meals."Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to 3, and supper from 6 to 8," said the clerk."Look here," said the farmer in surprise. "When am I going to get ti
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03/15/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Painting the Lines... Here is a little Monday morning inspiration to work smarter, not harder: A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted 6 miles; the next day 4 miles; the following day 2 miles. When the boss as
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03/07/2011
