LAUGH OF THE DAY: Seeing Spots... A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" and the man replies, "No, just spots." This laugh courtesy of Mr. Arlingto
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02/28/2011
Arlington VA Notable Residents - Who Are Some Famous Folks That You Can Spot in Arlington? New York and Los Angeles have their celebrity hotspots... and so do we. In fact, a lot of celebrities are either from Arlington or currently call Arlington County home. Celebrities from Arlington include: a
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02/25/2011
Sister Cities International - 55th Annual Conference - March 3-5, 2011 - Crystal City Events and Activities The 55th Sister Cities International Annual Conference is coming to town. The conference, to be held at the Crystal Gateway Marriott, is open to business leaders, elected officials, communi
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02/25/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Rushing Out of the Bar... A guy rushes into a bar, orders four expensive 30-year-old single malts and has the bartender line them up in front of him. Then without pausing, he quickly downs each one. "Whew," the bartender remarked, "you seem to be in a hurry." "You would be too i
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02/25/2011
1K Wine Walk in Crystal City - Saturday, February 26 and Sunday, February 27 - Crystal City Events Just when you thought physical activity and wine couldn't mix... along came this fun event. The Crystal City 1K Wine Walk will be this weekend (Saturday, February 26 and Sunday, February, 27) in the
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02/24/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Being Punished For Something You Didn't Do... A girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother gasped, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the wa
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02/24/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: In Honor of Tax Season... An anxious taxpayer was talking with the IRS auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "We feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, an
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02/23/2011
The Double-Dip Has Arrived? Whoa There, Tiger! - Arlington VA Homes The headlines regarding the latest Case-Shiller housing report are gloomy. By many news organizations standards, the housing market has just begun its second dip and 2011 is not going to be a good year for real estate. Combined w
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02/22/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: A Night Out... A tornado hit a farm house just before dawn. It lifted the roof off, picked up the beds on which a farmer and his wife slept, and set them down gently in the next county. The wife began to cry. "Don't be scared, Susan," her husband said. "We are not hurt." Susan c
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02/22/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: A Missing Coin... Little Johnny swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat. So, his mother ran out in the street yelling for help. A man passing by took the boy by his shoulders and hit him with a few strong hits on the back, and so he coughed the coin out."I don't know how
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02/08/2011
