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  Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to fall.They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching spee...
01/18/2017
  A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 398, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good a...
01/17/2017
  This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise.When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a bea...
01/16/2017
  A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building.Therefore, he talked with the organist to see what kind of inspirational music she could play after the announcement about ...
01/15/2017
  Two old guys from a senior center were sipping lemonade on the porch.One asks the other, “Ralph, I’m 92 years old and even my aches have pains. You must be close to my age. How are you feeling?”Ralph says, “Like a brand new baby.”“No kidding! Like a brand new baby?“Yep. No teeth, no hair, and w...
01/14/2017
 And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries w...
01/13/2017
  The latest proposal to drive the ISIS, Taliban and Al Qaeda out of the middle east is to send in the ASF (Alabama Special Forces.) Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, Cooter and Junior are being sent in with the following information about them: 1. The season opened last weekend. 2. There is no lim...
01/11/2017
  Recently a large seminar was held for ministers in training. Among the guests were many well-known motivational speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn't my wife!" T...
01/10/2017
  Eighty-year-old Bessie bursts into the recreation room of the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand, can take me out to dinner tonight!" A witty, elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a min...
01/09/2017
  Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Dilbert, Dogbert, Garfield, Jon Arbuckle, and a whole lot of comic strip characters and their pets were on an airplane flying from Miami to Los Angeles.In the middle of the flight, the flight attendant gave out food to everyone but Charlie Brown and Snoopy. They asked him...
01/07/2017
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