Larry B Gray

  Three Dumb ER Stories “Patient in to ER at 0400 with no complaints: ‘I have been having chest pain for 4 months but I am not having chest pain now. The reason I’m here now is because I heard that 4am is the best time to come cause there are not that many people.’ ”“Had a woman call 911 because ...

  Have you ever been a victim of a JIB (job interview breakdown)?  These men and women have:• “I was so nervous at a job interview, when he asked me what I wanted to be in five years, I said, ‘Race car driver.’”• “The guy asked me to tell him a little about myself, and I literally forgot who I wa...

  A man told his wife he was not going to church this morning for 3 reasons. (1) The congregation is cold (2) The people don't like me and (3) I just don't want to. His wife said "Ok, but here are my 3 reasons why I want you to go" #1 The congregation is not cold #2 Some people there do like you ...

  Little boy queried the parish priest a question, Little Boy: "Father I heard you once say that we all came from dust" Parish priest, "That's right I did say that". Little boy: And Father I heard you say that when we die we go back to dust." Parish Priest: "That's right I did say that, I am glad...

  Joe arrived early to the train switching yard where trains are routed and set on different tracks. Tom, the Train Switching Manager starts the interview and asks: What would you do if two trains are on the same track coming towards each other? Joe answers: I�ll go over and pull the switching le...

  My collection of vintage kitchen utensils includes one whose intended purpose was always a mystery. It looks like a cross between a metal slotted spoon and a spatula, so I 
use it as both. When not in use, it 
is prominently displayed in a 
decorative ceramic utensil caddy 
in my kitchen.The my...

  A shy little 4-year-old came in to the dentist for his first cleaning and check-up. The hygienist tried to strike up a conversation but no re-sponse. After the cleaning, the dentist was called in to do the final check.The dentist tried to strike up a conversation as well: "How old are you?" No ...

  Did you here about the guy who lost his whole left side? He’s alright now!VN:F [1.9.22_1171]     please wait...      Pessimist Joke   Pessimist: Oh, this can’t get any worse! Optimist: Yes, it can! VN:F [1.9.22_1171]     please wait...       Kidnapping Joke   Q. Did you hear about the kidnappin...

  A preacher on his deathbed summoned his doctor and his lawyer. They came, and he asked them to sit on either side of his bed and hold his hands. They sat thus for a long while until the doctor stirred and said, ''You don't have long on this earth, Reverend. Better tell us why you asked us to co...

  Little Bob went with his mom to church every Sunday. One morning in the middle of the service Bob complained that he was feeling a bit queasy and was afraid he was going to puke. “No problem dear,” whispered his Mom in his ear, “just head on over to the bathroom on the other side of the Church,...