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  A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced towardhim out of a cloud of dust.The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If ...
03/01/2017
  (Repost)Just to let you know that when you are having one of those days, it could be worse.  There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig."Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, men...
02/28/2017
  A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist. They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs. Finally, they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog they wanted. The owner brou...
02/26/2017
  How to Translate Work Emails I have a question.     =     I have 18 questions. I’ll look into it.     =     I’ve already forgotten about it. I tried my best.     =     I did the bare minimum. Happy to discuss further.     =     Don’t ask me about this again. No worries.     =     You really mes...
02/25/2017
  Baseball bat: a wooden or 
metal bar that can easily fly out of someone’s hands.Foul ball: a moment when you think, Holy @#$%, I got a hit!Babe Ruth: someone who people tell you was also overweight.Right field: a quiet place where you can sit for long stretches and play with dandelions. Until s...
02/24/2017
  A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a bet...
02/22/2017
  A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here andyou should do it, because...
02/21/2017
  The Sunday School lesson for the first graders was on the plan of salvation. The teacher asked, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?" "No!" all the children answered. "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the ya...
02/20/2017
  Sister Mary was truly a religious woman. Besides for her duties as a nun, she was also very active in various hospitals visiting sick patients and taking care of all their needs.So it was no surprise that one day when she ran out of gas, the only container she could find to put the gas into was...
02/19/2017
  Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the apes with cold water. After a while, another ape makes an a...
02/18/2017
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