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  A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the ...
03/21/2017
  There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat.When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat take...
03/20/2017
  An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell. It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell.       He soon begins to design and build improv...
03/19/2017
  A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the ...
03/18/2017
  Short Irish Jokes - One-linersi) The Irish attempt at scaling Mount Everest was a valiant effort, but it failed: They ran out of scaffolding.ii) The Doctor was puzzled 'I'm very sorry Mr O'Flaherty, but I can't diagnose your trouble. I think it must be drink.''Don't worry about it Dr Cullen, I'...
03/17/2017
  Not so much a funny - but wisdom from the pug. I Have Learned that...... the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.... when you're in love, it shows.... just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" makes my day.... having a child fall asleep in your arms is one ...
03/16/2017
  Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure ...
03/15/2017
  A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, “Rest in Peace.” The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake ...
03/14/2017
 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, M...
03/13/2017
  A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy mother," she asked, "is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (...
03/12/2017
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