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  Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?""No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a coke."  ......................................................  Man walk...
03/31/2017
  Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?Patient: Give me the bad news first.Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had ...
03/30/2017
  Dictionary for Women Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped th...
03/29/2017
  An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, the eternal pe...
03/28/2017
  Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon...
03/27/2017
 Spring Camping Tips When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.Old socks can be made into high fiber beef jerky by smoking them over an open fire.When smoking a fish, never inhale.A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will ke...
03/26/2017
  A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on a moped, both looking about 90 years old,...
03/25/2017
  A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a...
03/24/2017
  After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband's attention, he'd just shrug her off with some bored comme...
03/23/2017
  A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and he watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came al...
03/22/2017
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