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  As patrons were shopping at the mall around Christmas, Bill and Fred heard a commotion coming from the area where Santa greets the children. "What do you suppose is going on?" asked Bill.A nearby shopper told them that the new Santa Clause, an eccentric old fellow, had attached dozens of clocks...
12/06/2016
  A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage. He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip."The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quar...
12/05/2016
  A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!”They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.“Leave us alone you religious nuts!” yelled the first driver as he sped by.From around the c...
12/04/2016
  A woman went to her dentist to have her dentures adjusted for the fifth time. She said they still didn’t fit. “Well,” said the dentist, “I’ll do it again this time, but no more. There’s no reason why these shouldn’t fit your mouth easily.”“Who said anything about my mouth?” the woman answered. ...
12/03/2016
  There was two elderly ladies that had been meeting every morning on a park bench for several months. One day one of them said to the other one. I am shamed to say I can t remember your name. The other one looked quite hurt. What is your name? After a long pause, she said, "How soon do you need ...
12/02/2016
  Johnny paid his way through college by being a waiter in a restaurant."What's the usual tip?" asked a customer."Well," said Johnny, "this is my first day, but the other guys said that, if I got five dollars out of you, I'd be doing great.""Is that so?" growled the customer. "In that case, here'...
12/01/2016
   Cleaning Hints Dirt: Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 15 and leave it alone. Cobwebs: Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby creating a romantic at...
11/30/2016
  There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes and is still coming at him.So the guy turns around to go back, but the car ch...
11/29/2016
  "I hope you didn't take it personally, Reverend," an embarrassed woman said after a church service, "when my husband walked out during your sermon." "I did find it rather disconcerting," the preacher replied. "It's not a reflection on you, sir," insisted the church goer. "Ralph has been walking...
11/28/2016
  A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!" As she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting he...
11/26/2016
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