Larry B Gray

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  Two girlfriends were talking to each other about relationships. "I put an ad in one of those singles websites looking for a boyfriend.""What kind of guy did you say you were looking for?""I wanted an ambitious guy who likes to dig in to get the job done and is really down to earth. I think I fo...
12/17/2016
  The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.“Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?”Five small voices answered in unison. “Okay, dad, you get the toy.”  *...
12/16/2016
  A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a goodnight story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. Then, she would touch her own cheek, thoughtfully. Finally she spoke, "Grandpa, did God make you?" "Yes, sweethe...
12/15/2016
  I'm writing you to let you know that I have recently been diagnosed with a serious condition and there's no hope I will ever get over it. It may be hereditary as well.It's called the "Butfirst Syndrome."It's like when I decide to do the laundry - I start down hall and notice the newspaper on th...
12/13/2016
  At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny what is t...
12/12/2016
   You Might Be In the Wrong Church If... The pastor's sermon begins: "Let me tell you about my book..." The music minister announces that the liturgy will be sung to the tune of "Wagner's Etude in F sharp minor" and raises his baton. When the choir sings, the dogs outside begin to howl....and ar...
12/11/2016
  At a party of professionals, a doctor was having difficulty socializing. Everyone wanted to describe their symptoms and get an opinion about diagnosis. The doctor turned to a lawyer acquaintance and asked, "How do you handle people who want advice outside of the office?""Simple," answered the l...
12/10/2016
  My husband was trying to embarrass me at a party by carrying on about all the stuff women carry in their purses.Instead of blushing I said, “You’re right. There IS too much stuff in my purse.” So, I removed his wallet, cigarettes, lighter, and car keys and handed them to him.When he asked what ...
12/09/2016
   Blue Necks Blue Necks are Northerners -- the opposite of Rednecks. Because of Redneck jokes, here are some takes on how Southern folks look at Northerners (or how Northerners sometimes think of themselves;) YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK IF... Instead of referring to two or more people as "Y'al...
12/08/2016
  A man traveling by train asks the ticket collector what time the train stops at Victoria. "Sir, we don't stop at Victoria." "But I have to get off there!" "Well, there might be one thing I can do. I might be able to get the engineer to slow down the train a little. Then I can dangle you out the...
12/07/2016
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