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   Elvis' Senior Citizen Song Are you lonesome tonight, does your tummy feel tight? Did you bring your Mylanta and Tums? Does your memory stray, to that bright sunny day... When you had all your teeth and your gums? Is your hairline receding, are your eyes growing dim? Hysterectomy for her, and i...
12/28/2016
  During weekly visits to my allergist, I’ve noticed a lot of inattentive parents with ill-behaved children in the waiting room. So I was impressed one day to see a mother with her little boy, helping him sound out the words on a sign.Finally he mastered it and his mother cheered, "That’s great! ...
12/27/2016
  According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in th...
12/26/2016
  Darren remembers accompanying his father out shopping in the toy department of Hamleys one Christmas Eve.Dad said, 'What a marvellous train set. I'll buy it.'The girl behind the counter looked pleased and murmured, 'Great, I'm sure your son will really love it.'Dad replied with a glint in his e...
12/25/2016
  One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini. Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and accepted the twenty-dollar bill from the reindeer's hoof.Snowman As...
12/24/2016
  Man walks into the barbershop, sits down in the chair and the barber asks, "How do you want your haircut?"The man says, " I would like the sideburns one high and one low, a few long hairs sticking out of the back and a few chunks on the side and top."The barber looks puzzled and says, "I'm not ...
12/23/2016
  Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean, and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. "Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "it's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87." "That's n...
12/22/2016
  A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it closely. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Momma, look what I found," the b...
12/21/2016
  There were two blondes who went deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree.After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"  -------...
12/20/2016
  Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its hot lingerie. To my delight, however, I found just what I was looking for.Waiting in the line to pay, I noticed a young woman behind me holding the same nightgown. This confirmed what I suspected all along, tha...
12/19/2016
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