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Scrooge and the Ghost of Christmas Present stood in the city streets on Christmas morning, where (for the weather was severe) the people made a rough but brisk and not unpleasant kind of music, in scraping the snow from the pavement in front of their dwellings, and from the tops of their houses, ...
12/24/2011
This poem was written by a Marine stationed in Okinawa Japan. We received it by email from several different people. 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN TH...
12/23/2011
Why do reindeer wear fur coats? They look silly in polyester.   Why did the reindeer wear black boots? Because her brown ones were muddy.   How long should a reindeer's legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground.   Which reindeer have the smallest legs? The shortest ones.   Where do you find r...
12/23/2011
What do elves learn in school? The elfabet.   Who is the most famous singing elf? Elf Vis.   What is the most favorite elf pet? An Elflephant?   What do elves do when a fellow elf falls down? They elf em up.  Why was Santa's little helper depressed? He had low Elf esteem. What do you call an elf ...
12/23/2011
What are snowman's favorite breakfast food? Frosted Flakes.   What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers.   What do snowmen eat for dinner? Ham Br-r-r-r-r-gers!   What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.   How do snowmen travel? Icecycles!   What happened when the snowgi...
12/23/2011
Where does Santa hide his gift to Mrs. Claus. The Clauset of course! Why does Santa have three gardens? He likes to "Hoe, hoe, hoe!". What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? Crisp Kringle. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claus-Trophobic. Why does ...
12/23/2011
I have a put a few quick fixes together for you when you sell your home. The biggest question you have is will I earn my invest back. This always depends on a variety of factors such as: Time of the year Home location How hott the market is Inventory competition Fix Those Floors   I have seen man...
12/21/2011
Many people do and don't decorate their home for the holidays. Should you put those blue and white candles out for display? Should you go ahead and hang a wreath out or put that Beautiful Christmas tree in front of the window? What's overdoing it and what's not?   Some people will carry a bias an...
12/20/2011
Nothing better then a beautiful night by the beach!  
12/20/2011
Negotiate Earnest Money Deposits for Small Claims Court Below the Maximum. If the worst happens and you end up in court, it's generally faster to take your case to Small Claims Court. However, most Small Claims Courts impose limits on the amount for which you may file a case. If your earnest mone...
12/20/2011
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