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A broker was dismayed when a brand new real estate office much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST AGENTS.' He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST COMMISSIONS.' The ...
11/30/2008
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First Agent : Did you pass your ethics exam?Second Agent: I passed my ethics exam. Of course I've cheated.
11/30/2008
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A young broker had just started his own real estate office. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the broker picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He ...
11/30/2008
A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace". The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the ...
11/30/2008
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"I have to have a raise in my commission," the agent said to his manager. "There are three other companies after me.""Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?""The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company."
11/30/2008
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Present Mortgage rates based on a loan of 350,000   30-year fixed mortgage rates in Long Island, NY The rates on this table are valid for credit scores of 700 and above. For scores from 680 to 699, borrowers would typically see increased fees up to 1% of the loan value, or an adjustment in the ra...
11/30/2008
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News story http://76.12.213.3/videos/news/woman-fed-realtor-tainted-cake-police-say.html
11/30/2008
Now with 4 offices in New York and over 700 agents   With thousands agents who have joined Charles Rutenberg Realty offices in Long Island, NYC, Florida, Atlanta and Chicago, we have become a major force in the Real Estate industry. We're a full service agency that's eager to help you with more h...
11/30/2008
Charles Rutenberg Realty is the fastest growing, most progressive Real Estate Office in New York. We specialize in residential properties in Nassau, Suffolk, Queens, and Kings counties. Our Agents are trained in the latest creative marketing programs and to fulfill all your financial and personal...
11/30/2008
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