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Tyler was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?' His Grandpa was a little taken...
09/30/2011
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To everyone who is calling for stricter gun laws in light of the tragedy in Tucson, may I offer this little tidbit: If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk, and spoons make people fat! Remember: Hold the person accountable for their actions, not the means they chose t...
09/29/2011
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This one has been around for several turns. I had to make some changes to it but not lose the essence of the post. Enjoy A cab driver picks up a nun. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you. Well, I've always had a fantasy to...
09/28/2011
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Did you ever see GOD grandpa? Grandson was fishing with grandpa and asked him, “Grandpa have you ever seen GOD?” The grandfather looked at the sunset, the calm waters and the fish in their bucket. After some consideration he said: “Son all I see lately is GOD and his wonders.” How often do w...
09/26/2011
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This is out on the internet, never seen it before but I didn’t see where it was copyrighted or anything so I thought I would let you take a look it truly is interesting to watch. There is someone speaking if you understand Japanese. You really don’t need any audio just watch the video and it’...
09/26/2011
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Going over 300,000 Well Sunday was the day when I officially went over the 300,000 mark. Funny I thought about bells and whistles going off and confetti dropping down from the ceiling. So far nothing has happened but I’m a patient kind of guy so I’ll wait a little longer. No nothing yet so I...
09/26/2011
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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, 'James, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 40. Please be careful!' 'James,' James said, ‘it’s not just one car... It's hun...
09/25/2011
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A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say 'Supersex...' She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, 'Supersex.' He sat silently for a moment or two and finally...
09/23/2011
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Three retirees, each with a hearing loss but will not admit it, were playing golf here in beautiful NW Arkansas. One remarked to the other, “Windy, isn’t it?” “No, the second man replied its Thursday...the third man hearing this (you did catch hearing didn’t you) said “So am I. Let’s go get ...
09/23/2011
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An elderly Arkansas woman called 911 on her cell phone to report her car had been broken into. She was hysterical as she explained her situation to the dispatcher. They’ve taken the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the stereo and the gear shifter. The dispatcher reassured her to stay calm an...
09/21/2011
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