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2011
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In 1972, Joe Miller was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Tulsa Junior College . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Joe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspe...
06/29/2011
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman ru...
06/28/2011
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THE BUMBLEBEE: A bumblebee, if dropped into an open tumbler, will be there until it dies, unless it is taken out. It never sees the means of escape at the top, but persists in trying to find some way out through the sides near the bottom.. It will seek a way where none exists, until it complete...
06/27/2011
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THE BAT: The ordinary bat that flies around at night, a remarkable nimble creature in the air, cannot take off from a level place. If it is placed on the floor or flat ground, all it can do is shuffle about helplessly and, no doubt, painfully, until it reaches some slight elevation from which it ...
06/26/2011
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THE BUZZARD: If you put a buzzard in a pen that is 6 feet by 8 feet and is entirely open at the top, the bird, in spite of its ability to fly, will be an absolute prisoner. The reason is That a buzzard always begins a flight from the ground with a Run of 10 to 12 feet. Without space to run, as is...
06/25/2011
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Riddle of the Day Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but doesn't use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Obama is one. Mickey Mouse has an unusual one. Liberace never used his on women.. Jerry Seinfeld is very, ...
06/24/2011
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An Old Guy An old guy (sort of like you and me, not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing... He asked the trainer that was near by "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and sa...
06/23/2011
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OK after this one only three more to go and I’m done with the National Spelling Bee. In my former office the PB stated she liked to do this but I won’t tell you what she called it. Anyway my problem is that I don’t do it often enough. Now for the meaning of Abhinaya is a concept in Indian da...
06/22/2011
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OK people as you know I posted an article about a politician and was just crucified. So to all who commented on that one this one is on me. You may not like the man but you have got to love his humor. I make no comment other than what I’ve already said. Click on the link and enjoy. http:/...
06/21/2011
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Hold onto your seats as I usually don’t do this but I couldn’t pass this one up. It’s a completely nude party in a pool. Be sure and shut the door or even better lock it before clicking on the link. I give you fair warning again it is a completely nude pool party. I would like your feedback...
06/21/2011
