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2011
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Witticisms Part 1 It’s not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame. You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. A fool and his money can thr...
05/30/2011
My wife is one of the smartest people I know and if I can’t spell a word I call her and she 99.99% of the time can spell it with no problem and tell you what its meaning is. So as I was looking over Webster’s© and came across this word I went to her and she got pretty darn close so I decided t...
05/30/2011
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Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the Charleston, WV airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from Mingo County. When the conversation centered on...
05/29/2011
In reality I have not been in this business for an extended amount of time. But during my short time I have noticed people who exhibit this. Do I really like what I see not so much? If you have it there is no need to flaunt it people will know. I believe people who do this are insecure and ...
05/27/2011
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"If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq Theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of 2,112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers. The firearm death rate in Washington , DC is 80.6 per 100,000 for the same ...
05/27/2011
OK here we go… I don’t know about you but I know of agents and clients who suffer from this problem. To be frank I also have been known to suffer from this problem but not since I became an agent. The question(s) I ask you is have you suffered or know of clients who have and even now suffer ...
05/24/2011
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Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous.... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gon...
05/23/2011
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A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a d...
05/23/2011
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In My Hand I Hold a Ball, White and Dimpled, and Rather Small. Oh, How Bland It Does Appear, This Harmless Looking Little Sphere. By Its Size I Could Not Guess The Awesome Strength It Does Possess. But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell, I've wandered Through the Fires of Hell. My Life Has ...
05/22/2011
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Bubba Had Shingles those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! �Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? �Here's what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him wh...
05/21/2011
