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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'   Dad says, 'Well son, l et me try to explain it this way:   I am the head of the family, so call me The President.   Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the   Government..   We are here to take care of your need...
10/15/2008
Wishing you all a very Happy, Healthy, and prosporous year ahead!  Lashana Tova!   On the morning of Rosh Hashana as the congregation was filing into the sanctuary, Rabbi Feldman noticed little Max standing in the foyer of the synagogue staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names, wit...
10/01/2008
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. If you had...
10/01/2008
I have a shy 2 Acres available on Pine Aire Drive in Bay Shore, NY that has been down zoned from residential to INDUSTRIAL 1.  This property has already received approval for a PUBLIC SELF STORAGE Facility and is waiting to be developed and sold or developed and operated. There are over 26,000 sq...
09/27/2008
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out,...
09/27/2008
Dear TIDE ,   I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! About a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring ...
09/23/2008
IRS Tax Auditor at the synagogue At the end of the tax year, the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?" "Good question," noted the Rab...
09/20/2008
For any of you who are not aware, NAR has started a commercial database.  Get on there now; the accounts are free.  Start listing your properties for incredible visibility. The only unfortunate part of the this amazing website is that it does not include businesses for sale.  As the owner/broker ...
09/12/2008
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University ... On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.  The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.  He got down on one kne...
09/11/2008
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this:                    COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT                      ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?                      COSTEL...
08/27/2008
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