Real Estate in Omaha Nebraska
Don and Valerie are the Broker/Owners of RE/MAX The Producers. Don has been providing real estate services in Omaha, Nebraska since 1976, and his wife Valerie since 1990
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2010
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend". Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To improve your appea...
10/05/2010
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When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?" Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail. You're amazed to find out spam is a food. You "ping" people ...
10/04/2010
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A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come nine real estate agents.They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses filled and they be...
10/02/2010
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A real estate agent lived on a farm. He didn't get many visitors, so a friend went to see him.When the friend got there, the agent was standing stiff as a board, out in the middle of the cow pasture.The friend yelled out to him, and asked what he was doing standing out there all still and straigh...
10/02/2010
A real estate agent had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when he accidently cut off a truck driver. The truck driver motioned for him to pull over. When he did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the real...
10/01/2010
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