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Don and Valerie are the Broker/Owners of RE/MAX The Producers. Don has been providing real estate services in Omaha, Nebraska since 1976, and his wife Valerie since 1990

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2010 

A REALTOR was walking through a rather seedy section of town, when a bum walked up to him and asked the man for two dollars.The REALTOR asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum replied, "No."Then the REALTOR asked, "Will you gamble it away?"The bum said, "No."Then the REALTOR asked the bum, "Will you ...
10/17/2010
Camping Comments These are actual comments left on U. S. Forest Service registration sheets and comment cards by backpackers completing wilderness camping trips: "A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call." "Escalators would help...
10/16/2010
Stars In The Sky Two real estate agents, Kathy & Bill went on a romantic camping trip in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.Some hours later, Kathy wakes Bill and says, "Bill, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."Bill replies, "I see millions of stars...
10/15/2010
A real estate broker went over to her agent and said: "I hear you broke off your engagement to Brad?  Why?"  "It's just that my feelings towards him aren't the same any more." "Are you returning his ring?" "No way! My feelings towards the ring haven't changed a bit!" Ouch. Hang In There Don Keeto...
10/13/2010
Blind Date Two young female real estate agents met for coffee on Saturday morning. "How was your blind date?" one agent asked the other. "Aweful!" the other answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive classic car. What's so bad about that?" The disappointed rea...
10/12/2010
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the real estate office. "Betty, I just don't know what to do," Pam said to her friend at work. "That good-looking new agent Nate asked me out on a date for Saturday night. Do you think I should I go?" "Oh, my God!" Betty exclaimed. "He'll ...
10/11/2010
One of my agents and I incurred several problems while assembling our new computer system, so we called Tech Support. The man on the phone started to talk to my agent in computer jargon, which confused us even more."Sir," my agent politely said, "please explain what I should do as if I were a fou...
10/10/2010
Congratulations To Kimberly DuBoise, For Being "AGENT OF THE MONTH" Kimberly joined our office just over a year ago after working for another broker for nearly 2 years.  Kimberly wasn't making any sales and was beginning to question if real estate was right for her. Then Kimberly contacted me to ...
10/10/2010
A real estate agent staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened."Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at...
10/09/2010
A real estate aagent was walking along the railroad tracks when suddenly he got his foot caught under one of the railroad ties. He tried to get it out but it was really stuck. As he struggled to free his foot, he heard a noise and turned around. To his horror he saw a train coming.Panicked he sta...
10/06/2010
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