Real Estate in Omaha Nebraska
Don and Valerie are the Broker/Owners of RE/MAX The Producers. Don has been providing real estate services in Omaha, Nebraska since 1976, and his wife Valerie since 1990
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2010
What Career Will Your Kids Choose? A young man's parents who were REALTORS were trying to figure out if their son's future career would be in real estate, so they decided to give him a test.They took a twenty dollar bill, a Bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table. The...
10/31/2010
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The Cab Driver and The Nun A cabbie picks up a nun in San Francisco. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. > She asks him why he is staring. >> He replies, "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you." >> She answers, "My...
10/29/2010
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I just felt that this blog from Don Wixom does a great job to getting right to the point. Many seminars talk about determining if the seller qualifies due to financial hardships; and they may, but don't fail to look at the bug a boooos. Thanks To Don WixomA Monday morning review lead to New Poli...
10/29/2010
Today's market has many agents wondering why their production is down. We all know the economy is part of the reason, but many agents are also part of the reason. Many agents were spoiled because the business came so easy, since 2001. Recently a few of my top producers came to me for a coaching...
10/27/2010
Is the Broker Really The Boss? The Broker was complaining in a sales meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.The next day, he brought a small sign thatRead:"I'm the Boss!"He then taped it to his office door.Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had t...
10/27/2010
One night at an economy motel, a real estate agent ordered a 6 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, he woke before 6, but the phone did not ring until 6:30."Good morning," a young man said. "This is your wake-up call."Annoyed, the real estate agent let the motel worker have it. "You were supposed...
10/25/2010
No Jail A real estate agent who had been caught embezzling millions from his Trust Account went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn't want to go to jail. His lawyer told him, "Don't worry. You'll never have to go to jail with all that money". And the lawyer was right. When the real estate agent...
10/22/2010
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One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, "Ker -plop" right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh please excuse me," said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see.." "That's perfectly all right," replied the snak...
10/21/2010
Dangerous Hook Two agents decided to play golf, since business was slow for them, and ffter a particularly poor game of golf, Jim skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth...
10/20/2010
Another look at real estate bankruptcy... This woman filed for bankruptcy. Unfortunately, she just happened to "accidentally forget" about the $200,000 piece of real estate that she sold to her father for $1.00 the day before filing her Chapter 7 bankruptcy petition. When she got to the courthous...
10/19/2010
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