Real Estate in Omaha Nebraska
Don and Valerie are the Broker/Owners of RE/MAX The Producers. Don has been providing real estate services in Omaha, Nebraska since 1976, and his wife Valerie since 1990
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2010
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A frantic Real Estate agent calls a plumber on Thanksgiving morning, "Please you have to help, I have 20 people coming over in an hour and when I try to turn the faucet on, it makes this horrible noise and the water just dribbles out." When the plumber arrives, he turns the faucet and it makes a ...
09/23/2010
A real estate agent showing a single family residence to prospective buyers and asking the usual questions:Agent: "Where Do You Work?"Wife: "We're a military family," the wife answered.Agent: "Children?" Wife: "Yes, nine and twelve," she said proudly.Agent: "Animals?"Wife: "Oh, no," she sai...
09/23/2010
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A client bought a new home and one of our agents wanted to send flowers for the occasion.They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace". The owner was angry and called the florist to complain for sending the wrong flowers. After he had told the florist of the obvio...
09/22/2010
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A very successful real estate broker had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my real estate office. All you have to do is go to the office every day a...
09/21/2010
A RE/MAX balloonist was blown off course and was forced to land. He is in a field close to a road, but has no idea where he is. Then he sees acar coming along the road and hails it.The driver gets out and the RE/MAX balloonist says, "Howdy! Can you tell me where I am?""Yes, of course," says the d...
09/19/2010
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A broker became concerned when a brand new real estate office much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST AGENTS.'Then He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST COMMISSION...
09/18/2010
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Who Would You Thank? Don was raised by his mother near 19th Leavenworth. To help with financial support Don dropped out of Central High School after the 10th grade. One day, Don was window shopping at the Crossroads Mall when he met one of his favorite high school teachers. They exchanged greeti...
09/17/2010
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Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a real estate broker who, through a curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, an...
09/16/2010
Wow... Rich congratulations on another big month of $668,600.00 . Rich is planning on a big year for 2011. I'm excited because even though Rich has 11 years experience, he came to me for coaching this week. Coaching is what I like to do, and agents who are willing to be coached typically incre...
09/16/2010
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One Sunday afternoon a couple sees an ad in the paper. They can't believe their eyes. There is a house in the paper for $1000 that is in the nicest part of town. We are talking about a Highland Park mansion for $1000. They think this has to be a misprint, but decide to call anyway.They say to lad...
09/14/2010
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