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Don and Valerie are the Broker/Owners of RE/MAX The Producers. Don has been providing real estate services in Omaha, Nebraska since 1976, and his wife Valerie since 1990



A real estate agent was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the real estate agent kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, h...
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor who is a real estate agent came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it...
A real estate agent was in no shape to drive after leaving an office party, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman."What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer."I'm going to a lecture." the man said."And who...
There were three REALTORS stranded on an island, a C/21 agent, a Prudential Agent, and a RE/MAX agent. The C/21 agent looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So he announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So he swam out five miles, and got really tired....
Three REALTORS are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me,  I'd like to see your fishing licenses.""We don't have any," replied the first REALTOR."Well, if you're going to...
Here's  a quiz. See how you do on this  one:   1.  List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.  2.  Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.  3.  Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.  4.  Think of a few people who have made you feel app...
A REALTOR is terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds." When the REALTOR returned, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly 2...
Lori, a young blonde REALTOR, was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days, but finally she returned.Her team member, Susan, never saw Lori looking so sad. "I Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay. But y...
I love real estate one liners.  When training I like to use them or while working with clients.  They're great when you meet someone at an Open House. (Q) Did you hear about Robin Hood's house?(A) It has a little John.Sign next to FSBO: We shoot every third agent and the 2nd one just left.This ho...
Today's current real estate market requires a little humor to get through the day.  I find the following one liners help, and clients enjoy them. The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one.If you think no one cares if you're aliv...

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