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Or maybe I should say Fullerton's Dumbest Criminals.  For those of you that haven't heard our office was almost broken into in the wee hours this morning.  Unfortunately for Ron I was on patrol elsewhere in the city, doing my part to fight crime.  You've heard the old addage "dumb as a box of roc...

The name leprechaun  may have derived from the Irish leath bhrogan (shoemaker), although its origins may lie in luacharma'n (Irish for pygmy). These apparently aged, diminutive men are frequently to be found in an intoxicated state, caused by home-brew poteen. However they never become so drunk t...

I just want to remind all of you that you are not paid to sit on the toilet  . Visits to the restroom should be taken before work, after work, or on your lunch break. When you're on the clock, you are paid to work, and you are not working when you are in a bathroom stall (unless you're like me, I...

It's a new year, so perhaps we can finally put an end to rampant incompetence that continues to plague this office. For the last time, do not use permanent markers on the dry erase board. The only time it has ever been acceptable to use permanent markers on the dry erase board, was when I wrote, ...

Many around the office are planning to celebrate the incoming of the New Year, and saying Asta Lavesta Baby to the old.  That in mind, Tina was asking for a good hangover remedy, (just in case), so that put me in mind for todays post.  first of all, try not to let your drinking get out of hand li...

Surrounding us are networks of undercover agents that go undetected by the average citizen. I, however, am not the average citizen. I have the rare ability to detect spies using a finely honed sense of paranoia. This gift never fails me, as demonstrated a couple weeks ago when Mose and I came acr...

      Pending AWNAA Legislation Washington, DC - Congress is considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real ski...

A month ago, my lazy sloth of a Great Uncle, Stoffel, invaded my home. Schrutes are obligated to provide lodging for family members, so long as they're willing to hunt, slaughter, and/or cure meat in exchange for their room and board. Stoffel refuses to do any work of any kind. He just sits aroun...

                      Chewing on pens is completely unacceptable. It's a disgusting habit that some of my co-workers partake in. This oral fixation is offering up a slew of germs and/or viruses to not only the chewer, but the person he/she passes their pen on too. When you put office supplies in ...